a My friend and I are going shopping and hoping to return with $20.00 worth in chocolate, $5 worth in pennies, a “special” sock, 2 bottles of glue, a lava lamp, and a big butterfly net!
This is how we celebrate. No judgement. 
Oh… The special sock is actually just a long white sock. It’s special because of the love we share for socks before they go missing 
This thread should be closed as no one seems to give OP good party ideas anymore and it’s digressing.
Agreed.