<p>I have a general question, what do acceptance packages look like big and fat or skinny?? I am really curious in what colleges send as acceptance decisions. Please reply. Thank you.</p>
<p>big + fat = acceptance</p>
<p>small ad thin not nescesasrily rejection. some schools send the congratulatory letter first then the materials later.</p>
<p>bottomline: break out a champagne if you get a fat letter. don't jump yet if you got a thin one.</p>
<p>They used to be fat, but now colleges are varying it. Sometimes it might be fat, sometimes skinny.</p>
<p>wouldn't it just be sadistic to send out fat rejection letters.</p>
<p>maybe like include random junk mail, and like flyers, and the fake ed mcmahon check things.</p>
<p>...just to change things up a bit</p>
<p>hahaha i laugh now, but i'd cry if that happened</p>
<p>Yeah, my Tulane EA acceptance came a few weeks ago in a regular thin envelope.</p>
<p>good point</p>
<p>it'd be a waste of champagne</p>
<p>my quote about ED</p>
<p>"On the night of December 15th, the question is not will I be drunk, it's will I be drunk off of champagne or hard liquor"</p>
<p>^that's total irony though^</p>
<p>i don't drink.....awkward at this point....yes</p>
<p>circumstances have been known to change people.</p>
<p>^ This is true, lol.</p>
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<p>Thursday night. Legit...</p>
<p>hahahaha</p>
<p>champagne would be tempting, don't think I would do the hard liquor though, unless I was denied ED, then I might drink paint thinner</p>
<p>haha i don't have any actual input to this thread. i just thought i'd make a comment about how funny this thread is and how it made me laugh. i hope you guys write/wrote funny application essays. it's good to get a laugh everyone once in a while considering how stressful the process is </p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Haha, for me acceptance would mean pulling out the hard stuff, vodka preferably. Rejection? I'll be found crying in bed with a bottle of champagne and a gallon of Cold Stone's.</p>
<p>i was thinking reversal</p>
<p>although cold stone seems synonymous with deferral
.....EXPERTS HAVE CONFIRMED THIS.........HIGH RATES OF DEFERRALS = INCREASED DEMAND FOR COLD STONE</p>
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<p>maybe like include random junk mail, and like flyers, and the fake ed mcmahon check things.</p>
<p>...just to change things up a bit
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<p>That would be so incredibly awesometasticlicous. Seriously. I can't stop laughing. Image the poor bugger's face when he/she would open the envelope. Priceless.</p>
<p>Ha! I should suggest that as a study for my Stat class. Nice name by the way, makes me want to go searching in Brooklyn for the Beastie Boys. Mmmm Beastie Boys.</p>
<p>That would be so evil.</p>
<p>If I get accepted I'll definitely be pulling out the champagne. A rejection or referral would probably require some vodka. Or just hide away in my room for a week.</p>
<p>oh scarlet, rejection should just mean to apply someplace else</p>
<p>i got a thin acceptance letter just last week hahahah</p>