<p>Why can't you guys form gramatically correct sentences? :p</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, thought Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend.He stole peanuts from the ballon man. After the show circus jolby returned to</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, THOUGH Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the ballon man. After the show circus, jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>There I fixed another sentence. I should be the editor of this very very very bad story. Anyone who said that two heads are better than one... is wrong.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, THOUGH Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the ballon man. After the show circus, jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford,</p>
<p>This is the greatest tale ever told!</p>
<p>How does he puke his goat???</p>
<p>I was wondering the same thing...</p>
<p>He obviously ATE the goat, then puked it up.</p>
<p>duh . lol</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, THOUGH Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the ballon man. After the show circus, jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to</p>
<p>I just realized that the Princeton story is exponentially better than ours.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms,</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style</p>
<p>ok, one word isn't working out too well. go for one sentence.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay.</p>
<p>Check this out.</p>
<p><a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=13572%5B/url%5D">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=13572</a> </p>
<p>Sad that they can't think up anything on their own.</p>
<p>Once upon a time, there was a moose named Gifford Plumpelton. He was dumb. All he dreamed of was to attend some university called Columbia University. His love wasn't really Columbia. But he thought it was Columbia. It seemed perfect since he liked drugs. One afternoon he drove around the streets, crying for his mother, a stupid guy. Then he lost track of his bearded goat Jolby. Silly string could cause Gifford to puke the Jolby all over himself. It was so edible.</p>
<p>At first, though Gifford was frightened, he didn't scream. He threw the silly string at his best friend. He stole peanuts from the balloon man. After the show circus, Jolby returned to death.</p>
<p>Gifford, afraid to buy condoms, doggie-style, rolled on his back and played dead to keep Jolby's ghost at bay. All of the sudden, a large whale did a nose-dive, and in great fear, Jolby's ghost went back to hell.</p>
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Sad that they can't think up anything on their own.
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'Tis sad, yes. But what we're lacking in creativity we make up for in quality. Have you read our story?</p>
<p>j/k, Yalies :)</p>
<p>I liked the Princeton story...very suspenseful.</p>
<p>But you can't really beat a name like Gifford Plumpelton.</p>
<p>That's true. Who came up with "Gifford Plumpelton"?</p>