<p>These stories always have a distinct feel to them..it's hard to describe. Maybe the concentration of nouns...</p>
<p>It's almost as though I would be able to tell something that was written in this way from something that wasn't.</p>
<p>-Ender</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling a</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion</p>
<p>was the worst</p>
<p>crap...sorry...</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen,</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil,</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, slurping its</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C.</p>