<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until his hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C.. This fury</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set</p>
<p>Oh noes!</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small</p>
<p>we should have submitted this for one of the stanford essays, no?</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady</p>
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Posts: 387 One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears</p>
<p>I cheated and jumped to this last post to read how the story turned out...and i'm not even kidding - i laughed for like 10 minutes straight! Great story! I suppose I will add in my own 2 cents (errr 1, rather):</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked,</p>
<p>gross!</p>
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<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped.</p>
<p>One stormy winter, Potatoes McGee was riding a monstrously huge mouse through a tornado with a cucumber as big as his incredibly enormous butt. Spilling liquid lava out of his nose, he saw a herd of hairy testicles jumping across an Escalade. Some say he was never bonking, but in reality, pepperspray forced him to reconsider smelling an onion. This onion was the worst looking vegetable McGee had ever molested. With his cucumber covering his slimy abdomen, he did the nasty until he hands bled. Cracking the # 2 pencil, he strangled his manhood and unleashed the fury of The O.C. DVD set. This fury swallowed his entire german-made sausage and broke his small vial of radioactive waste. The 20s on the Escalady were so shiny that he could see Britney Spears waiting for toejam. While having his toejam sucked, he realized his fly was unzipped. He quickly telephoned</p>