<p>i wanna be cryopreserved</p>
<p>Wow, I think cremation will do for me. Or a Zoroastrian air burial. If safety regulations permit.</p>
<p>First I want them to make sure I really am dead. Then I want to have my organs donated, if possible. Then I want to have a wake with lots of yellow flowers. No viewing, as I don't want to look at dead people, so why should I make other people look at me? I then want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered maybe across the Atlantic, but that could change. </p>
<p>Is it weird that I've thought about all this?</p>
<p>Haha, I'm not judging....yes</p>
<p>The cremation is definite... I don't fancy rotting underground. And I want my wake to be cheerful, as I'm sure many people will be sad and need cheering up.</p>
<p>ok, we all have our wishes</p>
<p>I want to made into a diamond. Just kidding.</p>
<p>Why are we discussing this?! How depressing! I just want to get into college first, and then worry about my death.</p>
<p>But my death will be a lot more important than college, silly.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin's_Mausoleum">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin's_Mausoleum</a></p>
<p>Bartleby, that is sick in so many ways. Though I think Bentham had something similar done. His head rotted so they put a fake wax head on top of his decaying "80-year-old" body that is so covered in clothes that nobody can see it (thankfully).</p>
<p>I still like cremation, or real embalment (i.e. bog man).</p>
<p>When I die, I want a giant screen to pop up saying "do you want your possessions identified?"</p>
<p>And then I want to be reborn as a samurai.</p>
<p>I would like my body to be given to a hot necrophiliac.</p>
<p>First I want to be fed to wild wolves, not the kind in captivity that constantly have full bellies, but the wild, ravaged wolves that will do anything for a meal. What ever remains, i want to be shipped to to New York, blended in one of those new high speed digital blenders, and sent to SNL to be used as 'stage blood'...of course it will be real, but no one would know. Then, after the show, I'd probably be mopped into a bucket and eventually wind up in the sewers, where I would become slop for mole people.</p>
<p>Your plans are festive.</p>
<p>cremated..........</p>
<p>^ same. why waste $ and land for a stupid coffin when your rotting corpse is going to taint it anyway?</p>
<p>I'm going to be the first person on this thread to say buried.</p>
<p>On Mars.</p>
<p>Interesting. Maybe I'll have half of my ashes shot into space like Scotty.</p>
<p>Buried. Something about cemeteries just puts many things into perspective. I'd like to have a place for my loved ones to visit. Both of them.</p>