An actual chance?

Just copy/pasted this rubric from a random thread, but I’m genuinely curious as to how I might stand out…

SAT I (breakdown): 1350 (First sitting, absolutely no prior prep, intend to re-take and get at least a 1500)
ACT (breakdown): Sub-30, don’t really wanna talk about it… Funny too, because it seemed much easier than the SAT.
SAT II: Intend to take this June, expecting at least 720+ for Chemistry, Mathematics, and Biology.
Unweighted GPA (out of 4.0): Somewhere between 3.8-4.0, but current circumstances may reduce this: The online program I’m taking is wonky…

Rank (percentile if rank is unavailable): N/A
AP (place score in parenthesis): 7: Biology (3, but retaking this month (which is humiliating), Physics-1 (Expect a 3, which is bad), Physics-2 (Expecting a 4), Calculus BC (Expecting at least 4), Economics Micro/Macro (Expecting at least 4), Chemistry (3… Again, didn’t have a good regime…)

Truthfully I have no excuse for these poor scores. For the most part, I binged most of these tests the week before, and (with the exception of Biology) They never let me take the classes, and refused to give teacher support. So even though these are all self-studied, I still feel ashamed. What’s more is that the stress of my situation impacted my study habits: I went from studying 6 hours a day to 1, and my memory is shot: I feel like I have memory loss. I used to have photographic memory, but now I keep reading the same chapter over and over and keep forgetting it. Heck, I retook tests I aced a couple months back, only to fail most of them…

IB (place score in parenthesis): N/A
Senior Year Course Load: Above AP classes (With the exception of Biology) (self-studied) and normal course load ie: english, Health, etc, just general classes.

Major Awards (USAMO, Intel etc.): Hahahahahahahahaha (Never let me join any clubs, extracurriculars, tournaments, and threated me with expulsion for “insubordination”.

Subjective:

Extracurriculars (place leadership in parenthesis):

DECA: Sent in Check Junior year, had it sent back to me the day After, was admonished by school staff, and was threatened with a week of detention for “trying to join without their consent”.

Math League: Tried to join freshman, sophomore year, however my school administration said they weren’t even offered… Later found out early junior year that I was being lied to, asked teachers if I could join, was threatened with Expulsion.

Science League: Read above.

Chemistry/Physics League: Read Above.

Debate/Philosophy: Read Above.

Biology Team: Even though my test scores were highest among my peers, and in the state, was admonished, and threatened with expulsion…

Job/Work Experience: N/A

Volunteer/Community service: I asked my teachers if There were anything I could participate in outside of school, t’was admonished, etc. etc.

Essays (rating 1-10, details): 9 (Can’t say: Never had anyone to judge)

Recommendations (rating 1-10, details):

Teacher Rec #1: Biology Teacher (10): The one man who gave me a chance, by allowing me to skip a year of science to join AP biology.

N/A, N/A.

Applied for Financial Aid?: Not necessary at All.
Intended Major: Biochemistry/Pre-medicine

School Type: Public (Even though I’m doing it online)
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Income Bracket: 90k+
Hooks (URM, first generation college, etc.): Is being relegated a hook? My academic career being nothing more than a series of unfortunate events? My essay was basically a 1500 word excuse before I was told it had to be shortened and not “depressing” lol.

Reflection: My circumstances are lamentable… Nothing really to add to it.

Strengths: I’ve taken up philosophy, and have been Studying Epistemology since I left my school 2 years ago. I’ve been in countless debates, with dozens of people regarding a multitude of phenomena. I dedicate at least 10 hours per week on it, writing about 3: 1500 word essays per week in response to my reflection of what I’ve learned, and as personal responses to debates. Soo if I’m not studying or Watching netflix, I’m usually trying to improve my rhetoric.

Weaknesses: Hahahahahahaha

Why you think you were accepted/deferred/rejected: Catch-22… Nothing I can friggin do.

General Comments :

I’m not going to lie and fluff it up for you but these stats aren’t the strongest. I’m a bit of a hypocrite though because I’m a sophomore that relates to everything you just described. If you don’t get into a good school, then there’s no chance for me either whatsoever. To give you hope: It’s not too late to bounce back. Though you probably won’t get into Ivy Leagues, many colleges like hearing about how you went from unsuccessful to turning your life around. You really need to bump up your extracurriculars though. Any way possible, just get involved in something. Even if it’s too late, I feel as though you still have potential. Let me know how it all turns out for you.

Is there a reason why you were not allowed to join any clubs and were not given any support?

lol I thought juniors chancing other people was bad but a sophomore?

Anyways, what kind of a school do you even go to what the hell… If you aren’t tr0lling, and I say that because I’m very hesitant to believe that a school like the one you are describing can be allowed to operate, I recommend getting your parents to talk to the school administrators and filing a complaint… As it stands, you’ll probably not get in to any top private schools because of your mediocre SAT. I’m not sure if you’d be able to explain away your lack of ECs… Your story just seems so incredulous…

From your previous posts, it appears that you are a spring admit to American University, and you also have an opportunity to take part in an optional mentorship program there in the fall. That sounds like an “actual chance” to me.
What other actual chances are you asking about, specifically?

"I’m very hesitant to believe that a school like the one you are describing can be allowed to operate, I recommend getting your parents to talk to the school administrators and filing a complaint… "

About what? There’s absolutely nothing to complain about, considering the entire board was against me…

“As it stands, you’ll probably not get in to any top private schools because of your mediocre SAT”

T’was only my first sitting, and I expect to receive at least a 1500 by the time I’m through with testing…

“From your previous posts, it appears that you are a spring admit to American University, and you also have an opportunity to take part in an optional mentorship program there in the fall”

Let’s not kid ourselves here: That university is far from anything desirable, and that vapid mentorship program is nothing more than an embellished program for students were weren’t “good” enough to gain admissions firsthand… I have absolutely no interest in the university, but I have absolutely no other options…