<p>Hail King ■■■■■!!</p>
<p>wow is this legit?</p>
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<p>I’ve already done my research for living in a car. Here’s a good article: [12+</a> Tips on How to Make the Best of Living in Your Car - wikiHow](<a href=“http://www.wikihow.com/Live-in-Your-Car]12+”>How to Live in Your Car (with Pictures) - wikiHow)</p>
<p>1) I can pee in a gatorade bottle at night or go outside and pee in the bushes somewhere</p>
<p>2) If someone tries to break into my car to steal, they’ll wake me up in doing so. Crime occurs everywhere, but SLO is one of the safest cities in California.</p>
<p>3) from the article I posted: “Wal-Mart allows people to camp overnight in their parking lots”.</p>
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<p>Who’s king ■■■■■? I googled it and this is what I get: [Urban</a> Dictionary: ■■■■■ King](<a href=“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=■■■■■%20King]Urban”>Urban Dictionary: ■■■■■ King)</p>
<p>I don’t know how that is relevant to my problem.</p>
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<p>Yes. I don’t know how I can prove that this is real.</p>
<p>@ftw123 – This is a riot! You gave yourself away as a ■■■■■ pretty early on but confirmed it with your research on how to best live in you car and “pee in a gatorade bottle at night or go outside and pee in the bushes somewhere”.</p>
<p>So far you’ve been incredibly successful in getting over 20+ responses. Best of luck to you. Hilarious!</p>
<p>You got me on the King ■■■■■ thing too! I had no idea that is what it meant – I guess I am too old to use modern slang in any kind of legit way. Keep it going – very entertaining.</p>
<p>I agree with Osakadad.</p>
<p>Need to stop feeding the animal/■■■■■ behind the cage…</p>
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<p>How can you call me ugly if you don’t know what I look like? </p>
<p>[url=<a href=“Google”>Google]Google[/url</a>]</p>
<p>I type “define ■■■■■” on google and this is what I get: “A mythical, cave-dwelling being depicted in folklore as either a giant or a dwarf, typically having a very ugly appearance.”</p>
<p>I don’t know how you are finding this hilarious or entertaining. If you’re not here to give me some advice for my situation then please leave.</p>
<p>Okay, let’s say you do the fake letter thing. </p>
<p>1) when your mom wants to send you mail, what address are you going to give her? “your car”, San Luis Obispo, Ca? Getting a PO Box at a post office costs money. money I don’t think you have.</p>
<p>2) What are you going to do when your mom wants to come visit you and see your dorm or where you live?</p>
<p>3) What are you going to do if your family comes for Cal Poly’s graduation in2 years? You can’t fake going to the ceremony and getting you diploma.</p>
<p>4) what are you going to do if something happens to your car, the engine dies or something, then you’re stuck. A minimum wage job will not cover a new engine. </p>
<p>As you can see, there are many holes in this plan. Either you are just messing with us, or you have a serious mental disorder. If your mom thinks you’re depressed, maybe she’s right, and you need to get help. Don’t even worry about moving out right now. Get well first.</p>
<p>You should finish college and then pretend that you get some job (chances are you will get a job, just might not be a high paying one). </p>
<p>It’ll be 2~3 years of college you’ll have to go through. </p>
<p>It’ll be forever if you do decide to do this pointless “gimme an acceptance letter so that I can fool my mom for a short amount of time and get busted eventually and get kicked out of the house for good”. If you really want to do that… why don’t you just leave and cut off all connections with your mom? Frankly, I don’t see a difference.</p>
<p>Sorry if I sound harsh, but you’ve already traveled halfway through your college career, you might as well man up and finish it. For the good of yourself and your mom.</p>
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<p>I may be able to get away with it in the short term (hopefully long enough to get a job and settled in SLO). </p>
<p>I have possible solutions to the above:</p>
<p>1) UPS private mailbox, it’s like a PO Box but you have an address instead of a PO Box number. It costs about $150 for 12 months.</p>
<p>2) I don’t really have a solution for this one. </p>
<p>Mom: “I really want visit you”</p>
<p>Me: “I got evicted from my apartment because I couldn’t pay rent. I live in my car because it’s cheaper. I’m still working and attending school. You could come over here and I can show you around the city of SLO”</p>
<p>I don’t know how my mom would respond to that.</p>
<p>3) I’ll pretend to go to school and work part time that way I can pretend that I am attending school for a longer period of time. Plus I can say that I changed my major so it will take longer to graduate.</p>
<p>4) Haven’t really thought about that. I guess I would have to use the car for living only if that happens and to get to work I would have to walk.</p>
<p>Dude, in case you are wondering what a an internet ■■■■■ is, to which I have to agree, you are one:</p>
<p>In Internet slang, a ■■■■■ is someone who posts inflammatory,[2] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[3] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[4] The noun ■■■■■ may refer to the provocative message itself, as in: “That was an excellent ■■■■■ you posted”.</p>
<p>And even if you are for real, is your mother going to magically believe you got into Cal Poly, even though you totally crapped out in SDSU? Or is she just not very aware of all the college admission scene?</p>
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<p>Well I love my mom and my family. I just can’t stand living at home anymore and I don’t want my mom to think that I hate her because I left and quit college. I would like her to think that i’m attending a good school away from home (like cal poly). I would still visit them during ‘winter break’ for the holidays. You’re right, if I did go with my plan it would probably only work in the short term. I’m going to try to talk to her about community college.</p>
<p>I could finish college but I don’t know what to major in. Nothing really interests me. </p>
<p>I made a thread about this a year ago in March here: <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/other-college-majors/1105121-i-need-help-changing-my-major.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/other-college-majors/1105121-i-need-help-changing-my-major.html</a></p>
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<p>The discussion involves Cal Poly, so I don’t really see how it’s “off-topic”. I’m not trying to provoke an emotional response. I don’t want people to feel sad for me, I just want advice and help.</p>
<p>I didn’t “totally crapped out in SDSU”. Last semester (fall 2011) I had a bad semester and my 3.46 GPA went down to 3.1. I could possibly transfer to SLO, but it’s to late to apply for this upcoming fall semester.</p>
<p>You are off topic because you were not seeking advice about Cal Poly but you are seeking a copy of an admission letter so you can FRAUDULENTLY pretend it is for you.</p>
<p>So if you are for real, then it is WAY off topic due to the fact that you are solely seeking to scam someone, in this case, you mother. Does it say SCAM board anywhere here??? </p>
<p>Did I missed something bro? I think you might be on the wrong board, dude! ha ha. </p>
<p>If you are not for real, then you are just trying to get everyone here worked up about your crazy scam and your completely insane life “plan”.</p>
<p>So yes, you are a ■■■■■ either way.</p>
<p>And 3.1 from SDSU is not going to get you into Cal Poly as a transfer.</p>
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<p>I couldn’t think of any place to find students who were recently admitted to cal poly except here. The discussion has also changed from me wanting someone to upload their acceptance letter to cal poly to me seeking advice for my situation, so the discussion is no longer about cal poly anymore. I don’t know where to seek advice. A college counselor might help, but I don’t really feel like seeing one.</p>
<p>That’s cool. I am all for you seeking advice here. No hard feelings dude. </p>
<p>I just think you can improve your life situation a lot more if you just seek a more cooperative approach with your mom. </p>
<p>And if SDSU is not for you, that alright, try to transfer. If you think SLO is more your style, then ask the board here how you can transfer, instead of seeking advice on your crazy scheme.</p>
<p>Personally, I think you should stay in some form of college, pull up your grades, and if you like, transfer.</p>
<p>I told my mom that I withdrew from SDSU and she flipped. I told her when you withdraw from SDSU you have to apply for readmission and I told her the deadline passed.</p>
<p>info about withdrawal from SDSU: [San</a> Diego State University, Office of the Registrar](<a href=“http://arweb.sdsu.edu/es/registrar/withdrawal.html]San”>Withdrawal or Late Schedule Adjustments | Office of the Registrar | SDSU)</p>
<p>I recorded her reaction and you can hear how angry she is: [nkndn</a> - YouTube](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube)</p>
<p>She mainly cares about money, financial aid, and me being able to get a high paying job. To her money = happiness. Me … I don’t care about being rich.</p>
<p>Still knawing away at that old bone are we?</p>
<p>First off i think everyone should respect this guy and stop calling him a ■■■■■ or whatever. It’s just really not necessary and you guys should try to understand and help anyone out in whatever situation they have. And bro, I think your mom is just really worried about your future. Every parent is. She just wants you to go to college and get a degree or whatever because a lot of people nowadays believe that getting a degree in college is a way to go. It’s not necessary THE WAY to go, but it does reap many benefits such as more pay, etc. But I really think first off you should talk to to your mom about what’s going on. Through it all no one else is going to care except for your mom. She wants what’s best for you, and doesn’t want to see you suffering or whatevr might happen. But maybe you’ll find what your interested in and continue learning about that. But i really hope everything works out, and personally I would just talk to your mom about what your doing, and what makes you happy. I would not lie at all. Just imagine what would happen if your mom found out you were lying to her, just to make her happy. I think what will make her happy is if you talk to her about what your feeling and find advice from other people on your decision and actions. But other than that I hope everything works out.</p>