<p>What bothered me about Chicken McNuggets kid is that what the admissions committees seem so often to be drawn to is a particular tone in kid’s writing – At first I thought that they liked “snarky”, but later I realized that adcoms seem to really like kids who are irreverent. Apparently to them it shows depth, or an ability to look beyond the obvious and the ability to question authority – or something.</p>
<p>The problem, however, is that irreverence is a tone which only truly privileged, self-confident kids can actually pull off well. It’s hard to be snarky and irreverent about your dad when you watch the guy wake up at 5 AM, leave the house when it’s still dark out, drive an old car and do without so you can have things, pack his lunch, work two jobs and get home around midnight. There’s not a lot of room in that equation for “dumb &*(( my dad says.” Decent kids don’t enjoy making fun and laughing at people who work hard. They might even respect their parents. </p>
<p>But it seems like every essay that’s ever quoted in those ‘how to get into college’ manuals aims for that same snarky, irreverent attitude: hey, let’s make fun of our teachers, ourselves, those other kids in our class, people who wear the wrong clothes, the elderly, Jesus, and US foreign policy.</p>
<p>I found myself thinking about this last night when my son asked me to take a look at something he was working on for school. I realized that he’s probably the least snarky person I ever met. He respects those in authority, doesn’t joke with and call adults by their first names and he doesn’t make fun of people. But I’m afraid that the adcom will decide that he’s boring compared to the clever, snarky kid who makes everything into a joke. </p>
<p>In a way, I think the tendency to prefer that tone is a form of discrimination. People who don’t have the luxury of being irreverent are usually poor people, first generation immigrants, kids who don’t get exposed to a lot of pop culture and maybe late in life babies with older parents.</p>
<p>I just find it odd that what intrigues the adcom seems to be kids who can channel Miley Cyrus or Eddie Murphy or something – since that probably has more to do with being raised in a permissive, wealthy household than anything else.</p>