<p>why didn't you answer my question?</p>
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<li>what did you get for Christmas last year?</li>
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<p>Wow. I have a hard time remembering. I think I got a Marc Jacobs handbag...a trenchcoat...and...other things. I remember the MJ handbag most. Definitely the hightlight.</p>
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<li>why didn't you answer my question?</li>
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<p>Because you're a jerk to me sometimes. And because I started that huge list before your question appeared so I didn't see it.</p>
<p>But mostly because you're a jerk to me sometimes.</p>
<p>how am i a jerk to you?</p>
<p>Is skipping questions one of your ECs?</p>
<p>Why would i be jerk to you? did you do something to me?</p>
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<li>how am i a jerk to you?</li>
</ul>
<p>You say snippity little things when you answer my questions. I don't appreciate them. But I'm not that serious, I use the word "jerk" lightly. Think of it as a playful jab that is half-serious.</p>
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<li>Is skipping questions one of your ECs?</li>
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<p>Psht. You're only allowed to complain when I skip one of your questions. Don't start jumping on me about the questions of others that I skip. Dang that was awkwardly worded.</p>
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<li>Why would i be jerk to you? </li>
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<p>Because you're jealoussssss. But that came from your own advice. On your thread. Of which I retained...</p>
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<li>did you do something to me?</li>
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<p>No. Only good things, obviously.</p>
<p>What did you like about Crime and Punishment?</p>
<p>Is it depressing?</p>
<p>Am I not very willing to read it because it looks depressing?</p>
<p>Do I hate depressing books?</p>
<p>do you read books for fun?</p>
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<li>What did you like about Crime and Punishment?</li>
</ul>
<p>Slavic names, nihilism, and the internal battle Raskolnikov fights. </p>
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<li>Is it depressing?</li>
</ul>
<p>Sort of. But its really not that bad.</p>
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<li>Am I not very willing to read it because it looks depressing?</li>
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<p>Yes.</p>
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<li>Do I hate depressing books?</li>
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<p>You do.</p>
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<li>do you read books for fun?</li>
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<p>Mmhmm. Mostly during the winter, I'm terrible about reading "for fun" during the summer. Unless I'm sick.</p>
<p>Are you taken aback?</p>
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<li>Are you taken aback?</li>
</ul>
<p>Sometimes. I'm easily shocked, but not easily impressed.</p>
<p>have you seen rocker's new thread/.?</p>
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<li>have you seen rocker's new thread/.?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yesss. I cannot believe you beat me. Cannot.</p>
<p>why am i faster than you in everything?</p>
<p>Do you enjoy swimming?</p>
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<li>why am i faster than you in everything?</li>
</ul>
<p>Because you care moreeee. And because your calf muscles are probably more developed.</p>
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<li>Do you enjoy swimming?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Are you a student body president?</p>
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<li>Are you a student body president?</li>
</ul>
<p>Close. I actually have more power than the president, HA!</p>
<p>how do you have more power than the president?</p>