<ul>
<li>Is Yale awesome?</li>
</ul>
<p>Mmhmm. But I haven't visited. And have no plans of attending, but I wish. Wish wish wish.</p>
<ul>
<li>Will I get in?</li>
</ul>
<p>I sincerely hope so!</p>
<ul>
<li>Is your iPod silver of black?</li>
</ul>
<p>Silver!</p>
<ul>
<li>Is mine silver or black?</li>
</ul>
<p>Silver!</p>
<ul>
<li>Are the chutes too narrow?</li>
</ul>
<p>Only when kissing the lipless.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like Ellen Degeneres?</li>
</ul>
<p>YES.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you averse to lesbians?</li>
</ul>
<p>Sometimes. It depends on how annoying/creepy they are. Just like most people, in general.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is homosexuality an illness?</li>
</ul>
<p>No. But I think truly homosexual people are born that way. As in they are born with both male and female parts, orrr...other birth defects.</p>
<ul>
<li>Can it be cured?</li>
</ul>
<p>I don't think so.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is asexuality non-existent?</li>
</ul>
<p>I've met people who I would seriously, seriously categorize as asexual.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are asexuals often virgins?</li>
</ul>
<p>It depends on when they decided they were asexual.</p>
<ul>
<li>Are you a virgin?</li>
</ul>
<p>You can't ask me that!</p>
<ul>
<li>Is that a terribly personal question?</li>
</ul>
<p>TERRIBLY.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you hate personal questions?</li>
</ul>
<p>Not all the time...</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you hate impersonal questions? </li>
</ul>
<p>Moreso than personal ones, yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Is this an impersonal question?</li>
</ul>
<p>Yes.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like run-on sentences?</li>
</ul>
<p>Too much.</p>
<ul>
<li>How about fragments?</li>
</ul>
<p>Not as much.</p>
<p>Which is better?</p>
<p>Run-on's, definitely.</p>
<ul>
<li>Do you like trees?</li>
</ul>
<p>TOO much <3!</p>