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<p>Were you wrong?</p>

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<ul>
<li>what kind of trees or shrubs do you like?</li>
</ul>

<p>Oak trees and maple trees.</p>

<ul>
<li>Were you wrong?</li>
</ul>

<p>Perhaps. I'm not God, you know.</p>

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<p>Really?</p>

<p>Am I going to the zoo tomorrow?</p>

<p>Is that a metaphor for another place?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Really?</li>
</ul>

<p>Really, really.</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I going to the zoo tomorrow?</li>
</ul>

<p>I hope not. I hate zoos.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is that a metaphor for another place?</li>
</ul>

<p>Oooh. I hope it is!</p>

565

<p>Can you guess the place?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Can you guess the place?</li>
</ul>

<p>A Canadian brothel.</p>

<p>EDIT: Duh. The mall. Boxing Day.</p>

567

<p>do you like the "or" thread?</p>

568

<ul>
<li>do you like the "or" thread?</li>
</ul>

<p>It's not as amazing as mine, but I shall check it out.</p>

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<p>Did you know that I'd rather go to the mall than to the "zoo"?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Did you know that I'd rather go to the mall than to the "zoo"?</li>
</ul>

<p>Okay. Which "zoo" are we talking about now? DVR...</p>

571

<p>Am I volunteering on the 27th?</p>

<p>Do I enjoy it?</p>

<p>What should I read next?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Am I volunteering on the 27th?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do I enjoy it?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>What should I read next?</li>
</ul>

<p>The Last Days of Marilyn. I'll let you borrow it, its like 600 pages.</p>

573

<p>Have you ever been on a swim team?</p>

<p>What EC is your favorite other than theater?</p>

<p>Musical or play?</p>

<p>Ever consider trying to write a script?</p>

<p>If you had to change one thing about your appearance what would it be?</p>

<p>Am I too short?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Have you ever been on a swim team?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>What EC is your favorite other than theater?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ummmm...student council, I guess.</p>

<ul>
<li>Musical or play?</li>
</ul>

<p>PLAY, definitely. Musicals yuck.</p>

<ul>
<li>Ever consider trying to write a script?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nah.</p>

<ul>
<li>If you had to change one thing about your appearance what would it be?</li>
</ul>

<p>oof. Ummm...my...ears?</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I too short?</li>
</ul>

<p>Depends. Are you under 5'4"?</p>

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<p>Will you shake my hand?</p>

<p>Is that a silly expression when you think about it?</p>

<p>Do I often question expressions?</p>

<p>Is something wrong with me?</p>

<p>Are you sure?</p>

<p>Am I?</p>

<p>Is something wrong with you?</p>

<p>Am I sure?</p>

<p>Are you in your cocoon?</p>

<p>Does that mean that you were a caterpillar until recently?</p>

<p>Why do I keep thinking about caterpillars?</p>

<p>Is something wrong with me now?</p>

<p>Will you be a butterfly soon?</p>

<p>Were you always a butterfly?</p>

<p>Are moths gross?</p>

<p>Do you eat clothes?</p>

<p>Do ladies eat clothes?</p>

<p>If not, why do they buy so much?</p>

<p>Blue or green?</p>

<p>Seas or trees?</p>

<p>Seatrees or bluegreen?</p>

<p>Is bluegrass music painful?</p>

<p>Do you play the banjo?</p>

<p>Should all banjos be burned?</p>

<p>Do you play an instrument?</p>

<p>Are you a virtuoso?</p>

<p>Are you virtual?</p>

<p>Do virtual things stand in the shadow of real things?</p>

<p>What is reality?</p>

<p>How do you know what everything around you isn't a part of reality?</p>

<p>What if everything around you is an illusion?</p>

<p>Are mirages cooler than illusions?</p>

<p>Do mirages make you think of oases?</p>

<p>Is Oasis a bad band?</p>

<p>Is that an alliteration?</p>

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<p>Yes. I am too short :(</p>

<p>Why StuCo?</p>

<p>Favorite Color?</p>

<p>Do you like to draw?</p>

<p>Are your parents tall too?</p>

<p>Will you discriminate against my shortness?</p>

<p>Do you have any pets?</p>

<p>Are you excited about College (yes this is a silly question)?</p>

<p>Cheerios or Special K?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Will you shake my hand?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'll give you a hug. I hate shaking hands.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is that a silly expression when you think about it?</li>
</ul>

<p>Too funny.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do I often question expressions?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is something wrong with me?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you sure?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope. Haha.</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes. PS: I say 'sure' like..."shore" not like "shuur"</p>

<ul>
<li>Is something wrong with you?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, but my quirks work for me. They're allll a part of my charm.</p>

<ul>
<li>Am I sure?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you in your cocoon?</li>
</ul>

<p>I've been released.</p>

<ul>
<li>Does that mean that you were a caterpillar until recently?</li>
</ul>

<p>I was a looong time ago...</p>

<ul>
<li>Why do I keep thinking about caterpillars?</li>
</ul>

<p>'Cuz they're fuzzy.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is something wrong with me now?</li>
</ul>

<p>Perhaps...</p>

<ul>
<li>Will you be a butterfly soon?</li>
</ul>

<p>Already am! ^^^</p>

<ul>
<li>Were you always a butterfly?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nooo.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are moths gross?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ohhh. SO EFFING GROSS. I hate them.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you eat clothes?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not for breakfast.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do ladies eat clothes?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, ladies do not.</p>

<ul>
<li>If not, why do they buy so much?</li>
</ul>

<p>To be fashionable.</p>

<ul>
<li>Blue or green?</li>
</ul>

<p>Green.</p>

<ul>
<li>Seas or trees?</li>
</ul>

<p>Trees.</p>

<ul>
<li>Seatrees or bluegreen?</li>
</ul>

<p>Bluegreen.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is bluegrass music painful?</li>
</ul>

<p>Its twangy.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you play the banjo?</li>
</ul>

<p>Baha, you're funny today. NO.</p>

<ul>
<li>Should all banjos be burned?</li>
</ul>

<p>No!</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you play an instrument?</li>
</ul>

<p>Do tambourines count?</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you a virtuoso?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sigh. No.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you virtual?</li>
</ul>

<p>No. I'm complete.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do virtual things stand in the shadow of real things?</li>
</ul>

<p>At times.</p>

<ul>
<li>What is reality?</li>
</ul>

<p>Paris Hilton.</p>

<ul>
<li>How do you know what everything around you isn't a part of reality?</li>
</ul>

<p>I don't.</p>

<ul>
<li>What if everything around you is an illusion?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'd rather it be "allusion."</p>

<ul>
<li>Are mirages cooler than illusions?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do mirages make you think of oases?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes. Oases and thirst. And The Rugrats.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Oasis a bad band?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nah.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is that an alliteration?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think a third "b" word is necessary.</p>

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<p>Why StuCo?</p>

<p>Because I get to perform and control. Similar to drama.</p>

<ul>
<li>Favorite Color?</li>
</ul>

<p>Pink.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like to draw?</li>
</ul>

<p>I doodle sometimes. But I am not an artist.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are your parents tall too?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not really.</p>

<ul>
<li>Will you discriminate against my shortness?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nah! Unless you start dating some guy who's like 6'3". Then I'll have issues.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you have any pets?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yesss.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you excited about College (yes this is a silly question)?</li>
</ul>

<p>Soooo excited.</p>

<ul>
<li>Cheerios or Special K?</li>
</ul>

<p>Cheerios.</p>

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<p>Will you say goodbye?</p>

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<ul>
<li>Will you say goodbye?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, Canadian boy...we say "À bientôt!"</p>

<p>How could you have forgottennn?</p>

<p>PS: "Low" still won't play on my iPod. This makes no sense to me.</p>