Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>Did you press play?</p>

<p>How many lbs have I gained this week?</p>

<p>Why did you feel the need to come up with a new nickname for Yak, when a perfect one had already been established (...YAK)?</p>

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<li>Did you press play?</li>
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<p>Did you have a smirk on your face when you wrote that question? </p>

<p>But YES, of course I did. It plays for like, 15 seconds, then skips to the next song. Ughhh.</p>

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<li>How many lbs have I gained this week?</li>
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<p>2.5 lbs</p>

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<li>Why did you feel the need to come up with a new nickname for Yak, when a perfect one had already been established (...YAK)?</li>
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<p>Yak wasn't attractive sounding. Don't ask me why, but I felt the need to give him a different nickname. He asked for the 3 lettered'ness, I wanted it to be "deep-voice rocker" but DVR works, too.</p>

<p>Don't worry. I wasn't trying to one-up you or anything.</p>

<p>Are Facebook applications annoying?</p>

<p>Is iLike semi-cool?</p>

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<li>Are Facebook applications annoying?</li>
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<p>I think I have two...and they're very texty and not all graphicy and annoying. One is a countdown to graduation, the other is a college application...application hahaha. But YES, sooo annoying. Sheed's page is all decked out in a million apps. But its not as bad as some that I've seen. Too myspace'y. And I HATE myspace.</p>

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<li>Is iLike semi-cool?</li>
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<p>It's semi, yeah. I like that it shows which bands are touring. But since friends have it, I don't need to add it.</p>

<p>Is it sad that none of my friends know almost any of the bands I listen to?</p>

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<li>Is it sad that none of my friends know almost any of the bands I listen to?</li>
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<p>That's not sad, that's...terrible.</p>

<p>I bet they all listen to "Low" by Flo-rida, maybe they can help me...?</p>

<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>I get it. </p>

<p>What do I get?</p>

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<li>What do I get?</li>
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<p>Le sigh. Me?</p>

<p>Why don't you have your ACT score yet?</p>

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<li>Why don't you have your ACT score yet?</li>
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<p>Because Iowa is a stupid state. And the ACT headquarters are trying to mess with my life. And because they know I'm neurotic and that waiting is killing me.</p>

<p>They know. They realllllly know.</p>

<p>First of all my FB page is not decked out in a million apps. They all serve their purpose for a reason.</p>

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First of all my FB page is not decked out in a million apps. They all serve their purpose for a reason.

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<p>I'm just kidding, but really, what purpose does the "Addicted to Heros" app serve?</p>

<p>My addiction to heroes. duuuuuuhhhhhh.</p>

<p>DVR sounds like "digital video recorder." OWNEDDD.
(I hate saying "owned.")</p>

<p>Also, it doesn't matter that "Yak" doesn't sound attractive, because Yak is from Canada and therefore is probably an ugly hockey-playing Mountie who is fat from eating so much maple syrup. He probably also has lots of bruises and missing teeth due to the intense hockey-playing. =)</p>

<p>I am very protective of my nicknames. For example, if I nicknamed you Pillow, I would expect it to stick. But I'm not nicknaming you Pillow, because that would just be silly.</p>

<p>^ Hahahaha, Les, you're so funny.</p>

<p>PS:</p>

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DVR sounds like "digital video recorder." OWNEDDD.

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<p>I care not. I think DVR suits him because of whats behindddd the three letters. </p>

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Also, it doesn't matter that "Yak" doesn't sound attractive, because Yak is from Canada and therefore is probably an ugly hockey-playing Mountie who is fat from eating so much maple syrup. He probably also has lots of bruises and missing teeth due to the intense hockey-playing. =)

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<p>I can hear the joking tone, and hopefully so can DVR. (:</p>

<p>are you going to buy my a birthday present?</p>

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I think DVR suits him because of whats behindddd the three letters.

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<p>Yes, but spontaneity is behind "Yak."</p>

<p>If you really insist on every letter having significance, think about this:
Youthful Arcane Kanadian.</p>

<p>Hellz yes, I spelled "Canadian" with a K.</p>

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<p>That's why you say "pwned." Silly goose.</p>

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Also, it doesn't matter that "Yak" doesn't sound attractive, because Yak is from Canada and therefore is probably an ugly hockey-playing Mountie who is fat from eating so much maple syrup. He probably also has lots of bruises and missing teeth due to the intense hockey-playing. =)

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<p>Don't make fun.</p>