Ask me for advice; i have the secrets to life.

<p>“I want a new hairstyle that matches the shape of my face. What are some online resources that could help? (I’m female, by the way).”</p>

<p>PS - You were absolutely right about the 6 miles on bike, 1 mile on track, and 3/2 hours of volleyball. I was amazed that I emerged from it without feeling sore or tired at all.</p>

<p>“For how long will we be blessed with your insight?”
the rest of my living days</p>

<p>"Should i take AP Literature, even though english is my weakest subject and i hate to read (depends on the book)… "</p>

<p>no. your hate to read + your inability to read directions = automatic failure in AP Lit.</p>

<p>“I want a new hairstyle that matches the shape of my face. What are some online resources that could help? (I’m female, by the way).”
google: face shapes +haircuts</p>

<p>Antiprops going out to whoever made this tag: “pinkslip has big boobies”
YOU WILL ROT IN HELL.</p>

<p>“Why am I having trouble downloading papers for my homework?”</p>

<p>“What are a few adjectives that describe me?”</p>

<p>“What kind of pizza should I get?”</p>

<p>“Do you have big boobies? ;)”</p>

<p>will taking AP Government ruin senior year for me especially when it’s of no use to me?</p>

<p>“Will I ever find adjectives that describe me?”</p>

<p>“Should I go to the movies today? And if so, what should I see?”</p>

<p>“Why am I having trouble downloading papers for my homework?”
people are conspiring against you</p>

<p>“What are a few adjectives that describe me?”
awesome, human-like, academic, short, eccentric</p>

<p>“What kind of pizza should I get?”
peperoni </p>

<p>"Do you have big boobies? "
BURN IN HELL. I do not have big boobies. You have been banned from this thread</p>

<p>"will taking AP Government ruin senior year for me especially when it’s of no use to me? "
definitely. take some elective to bump your gpa a little bit. FAIL for no quotes.</p>

<p>“Will I ever find adjectives that describe me?”
yes</p>

<p>“Should I go to the movies today? And if so, what should I see?”
INGLORIOUS BASTARDS!!!</p>

<p>My Official “I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL” List</p>

<p>-meadow36
-Pinkstarcloud</p>

<p>What?!?! You ruined my many fantasies. :frowning: </p>

<p>“Anyways, I’m going on an airplane tomorrow afternoon; will I die? If so from what?”</p>

<p>“Anyways, I’m going on an airplane tomorrow afternoon; will I die? If so from what?”
You’re already dead to me. Apologize five times in five unique sentences and i’ll answer your questions again. Apologize five more times and i’ll remove you from my list.</p>

<p>My Official “I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL” List, as it stands</p>

<p>-meadow36
-Pinkstarcloud
-Chesire Cat
-hatersunite</p>

<p>You can come off by apologizing five times in five different sentences.</p>

<p>Why am I on your burn list?</p>

<p>"Why am I on your burn list? "
For not putting quotes around your question. Actually, that’s very minor and I don’t want you to burn in hell for that. </p>

<p>My Official “I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL” List, as it stands</p>

<p>-meadow36
-Chesire Cat
-hatersunite</p>

<p>I gave you the jizz my pants tag btw!</p>

<p>“Is Liverpool going to win the premier league?”</p>

<p>My Official “I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL” List, as it stands</p>

<p>I will also start listing the number of apologies needed to come of the list.</p>

<p>-Chesire Cat-500
-hatersunite-10
-meadow36-5</p>

<p>“Is Liverpool going to win the premier league?”
My advice is only good in the continental united states, but if i were to venture a guess(i am) i would say no.</p>

<p>props to pinkstarcloud, for the screen name and the tag</p>

<p>“Okay, serious question. Should I go to Concordia or McGill? Concordia is easier to get into, and I think the coursework is slightly easier as well. I could get a higher GPA. Although McGill has been my dream school ever since I wanted to become a doctor. Oh, and after I do my undergraduate, I want to go to medical school at Mcgill (if I’m smart enough). So, which one?”</p>

<p>Is it good for us Americans to help the people of the world raise their standard of living closer to ours so that we quit outsourcing our jobs and screwing over our generation? </p>

<p>Will there ever be equal rights in America?</p>

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<p>If it was to the death, the Sicilian. </p>

<p>Anyone who gets that reference is my hero.</p>