<p>ok so i was thinking that that since i am so socially, academically, and culturally adept, i should use my skills to start helping people. </p>
<p>I have had a lot of experiences in life and high school, and I consider myself to have pretty powerful insight, foresight, hindsight, and eyesight. </p>
<p>Ask me your daily conundrums, and I promise to give you a meaningful, mind-opening, answer at least 90% of the time. </p>
<p>so whether it be, "Should I see that movie?" or , "Should I go out with him", or ,"where will i be in four years", ask away, and you will receive answers, advice, and sayings via my posts.</p>
<p>note: try to make it relevant to teenagers, since this is my expertise. also, do not ask me trivia questions, for I like to consider myself a prophet, or a psychic. I am not Google.</p>
<p>My dinner is getting cold. Should I eat it?</p>
<p>yes, because the reduction in temperature should freeze and kill all of the bacteria.</p>
<p>I advise you to get over 20 posts before verbally attacking The Wise One. I believe that you can ignore sex, but sex can’t ignore you. hmm… the post above me disappeared.</p>
<p>I ate my dinner but it was very spicy and I have no milk. What to do? My tongue may fall off.</p>
<p>I advise you to seek medical help. there’s a slight chance that it may have been poisoned. I also advise you to eat bread or stick your head under the faucet.</p>
<p>ummm … what college should i go to!?</p>
<p>Should i apply to Princeton or not?</p>
<p>"ummm … what college should i go to!? "
It doesn’t matter where you go. You will find yourself at Rutgers in 2 years.</p>
<p>"Should i apply to Princeton or not? "
not- apply to Stanford</p>
<p>pinkslip, if you were a guy i’d totally date you.</p>
<p>^I advise you to trust your instincts.</p>
<p>pinkslip, if you were a girl id totally date you. arent you a guy?</p>
<p>I am a guy. details, minor details</p>
<p>pinkslip. i thought you were a girl! </p>
<p>pinkslip, where should i attend college?</p>
<p>You should attend college at Ohio State University. They will have great sports teams next year. Also, I advise you to buff up and follow the OSU motto, “sun’s out, guns out.”</p>
<p>I have a similar question, what college in CA should I go to?</p>
<p>You should go to USC because the song girls are very pretty. If you do not get accepted, attend UC Santa Barbara.</p>
<p>Thanks pinkslip. You’re the best! lol.</p>