<p>^Too elitist to write name normally</p>
<p>^You are banned for not writing a sentence!</p>
<p>^I ban for genital warts! You aint gettin near my cinnabuns girrrl!</p>
<p>banned for not sharing your cinnabuns</p>
<p>I am guessing he won’t tell me how he got his username to appear upside-down.</p>
<p>Initial thoughts: hey black kid! hm, he writes poetry.</p>
<p>^You are banned because I don’t know what your location means!</p>
<p>You’re banned because I don’t know what your location means!</p>
<p>^You are banned because I don’t know the significance of your username(if there is one).</p>
<p>You are banned because you didn’t give a good enough reason for banning poster #506, whom I want banned because he falsely concluded that I am black (I’m not racist, I just don’t see how this could have happened).</p>
<p>^You are banned for failing to interpret my intent.(I honestly have no idea what race you are or what interests you possess. Therefore, I felt it was best to disregard the issue. Sorry if I offended you though:/)</p>
<p>You are banned because I am going to stop procrastinating now and you will be the only one left.</p>
<p>^You are banned because you are leaving me so that I actually do something productive.
(Actually, you should be revived for that. Thank you!)</p>
<p>^You are banned for posting too many times here, so that there are no witty reasons to ban you left.</p>
<p>^You’re banned for banning Warts due to posting too much on HSL. That is an absurdity. Warts must stay no.1 HSL poster.</p>
<p>^You are banned for wanting me to be number 1 in hsl posts!(o well, 100 is better than 700 in this case)</p>
<p>You are banned because the first time was apparently not good enough.</p>
<p>^(Lol) You are banned because you keep encouraging me to post!</p>
<p>^You are banned for not telling anyone if you are a male or female. =O Lulz</p>
<p>^You are banned for bringing that up!</p>