<p>is a pervert</p>
<p>Because they capitalized every world, and didn’t spell heaven out.</p>
<p>Because they are wrong</p>
<p>Because I was attacked by a seagull when I was 10. Gotta love New England.</p>
<p>Because I like it to be “man’s land,” full of hot girls, fast exotic cars, and decadent desserts, among other things.</p>
<p>Because they use the letter x in place of a space.</p>
<p>EDIT: Sorry, dude posted before me. Mine was for jellxtoxthexo</p>
<p>Because his location reminded me of WWI and the mountains of AP Euro homework I still haven’t started yet. </p>
<p>And kiterunner18 because I’ve never noticed that he didn’t spell heaven out, and you just made me feel stupid.</p>
<p>EDIT: And jellxtoxthexo, big dreamer, and tbolts856 because I posted too late and now the first part of my post doesn’t make sense.</p>
<p>Because your comment reminded me of my pointless year in AP Euro where I would have rather slept. ;)</p>
<p>because they were slow to post and got ninja’d, apparently by several people</p>
<p>BTW there’s a 16 character limit</p>
<p>Because you’re going to school in California and I am incredibly jealous.</p>
<p>Because I hate people who put unnecessary letters in their name</p>
<p>Because Steven Seagal isn’t my favorite actor.</p>
<p>has a vague location</p>
<p>because they post in hsl way too much</p>
<p>Has too specific of a location. Easy prey for stalkers.</p>
<p>EDIT: And once again. I’m too slow.</p>
<p>Because fairies are creepy.</p>
<p>Pshhh. Because jellxtoxthexo is jealous.</p>
<p>Because I have like 2 dreams a year</p>
<p>Because you have 2 dreams a year.</p>
<p>obviously a multi w/ fairy_dreams</p>