<p>I thought that we were friends:(</p>
<p>You are banned for betraying me.</p>
<p>You are banned for believing that I believed that we weren’t friends and for believing that I betrayed you. :)</p>
<p>You are banned because you tricked me!:)</p>
<p>I am banned for banning myself.</p>
<p>Edit: I am banned for trying to be clever.</p>
<p>You are banned for banning yourself twice!(lol)</p>
<p>banned for not banning yourself</p>
<p>banned 'cause you are offline</p>
<p>You are banned because you are offline.</p>
<p>Banned because you are striving to find individuality, implying you haven’t found it yet.</p>
<p>Because you spelled torture wrong and you’re doing it wrong.</p>
<p>You are banned because I can’t comprehend your username.</p>
<p>Banned because you are online. If you go offline I shall un-ban you.</p>
<p>You want me to leave?:(</p>
<p>You are banned because you have been on here longer than me.</p>
<p>Aww no, of course not. I was just suggesting you take a very brief hiatus :)</p>
<p>Banned because he only used one smiley.</p>
<p>Haha, well I should do some Spanish. Thanks for the suggestion!:)</p>
<p>You are banned because you are a senior member and I’m not.</p>
<p>Banned because you are never offline.</p>
<p>Banned for repeat reason.</p>
<p>Banned for not wording your previous ban well enough to convey what you were thinking.</p>
<p>Banned because for not comprehending my usage of the advanced literary techniques of the alliteration and sentence fragment.</p>
<p>banned for trying to show off that you know some literary devices and for thinking that alliteration is ‘advanced’</p>