<p>I am banning this person because they started a sentence with because.</p>
<p>Because, s/he ended a sentence with ‘because’, I wish to ban him/her.</p>
<p>Because s/he edited their post, most likely to add the consideration of the other gender.</p>
<p>Because nobody cares where Mark Twain wanted to die. only where he did die.</p>
<p>Because no one even cared where he died</p>
<p>Because, maybe I do.</p>
<p>Because, you are lying. What’s up with CC users and lies?</p>
<p>Because silly/rude/lies</p>
<p>Because she/he claims that I lie</p>
<p>Because maybe can mean I do or I don’t.</p>
<p>Because I have a massive crush on him</p>
<p>Because Emory sucks.</p>
<p>Because Cornell is for Emory rejects</p>
<p>Because he insults colleges.</p>
<p>Because she is new and assumes that I am a guy</p>
<p>Because he spells “Steven” with a “v” instead of a “ph.”</p>
<p>Because he/she assumes I’m a girl</p>
<p>Because she has “girl” in her screen name</p>
<p>Because s/he is a new member.</p>
<p>Because I hate smiling</p>