<p>Lol ahahhahahaha !!! Omg omg i cannot stop cracking up !!! This girl should be on oprah or jerry springer or some **** like that !!</p>
<p>theamazingjasmyn, you provide first class entertainment.</p>
<p>*** were you doing standing around on train tracks?</p>
<p>This is so incredibly entertaining.</p>
<p>(I guess I'll just ignore the most obvious and serious question -- Why the heck were you on the train tracks in the first place?</p>
<p>Anyone else confused? lol</p>
<p>Jasmyn I don't know how they do it in Texas, but why were you standing in the middle of the tracks?</p>
<p>She probably wasn't. theamazingjasmyn is probably some friendless 50 year old man sitting in his basement who for some sick reason gets intense pleasure from fooling around with kids</p>
<p>Aargh, images!</p>
<p>I was walking my dog on the train tracks and the train came up behind me</p>
<p>lol this story is getting crazier and crazier</p>
<p>I can just imagine you walking your dog on the train tracks looking at your cellhpone....the dude would have honked as soon as he saw you from like 400 yards back. You didn't almost die...</p>
<p>I go up there to walk my dog because my dog is stupid and if he sees other dogs he"ll try to attack them and he starts pulling at the leash and its really emberassing and I was on my way back home (it was dark) so I see the rocks that are on the tracks light up and I think why are the rocks lighting up and I realize there was a light behind me and I turn around and I see it was the train</p>
<p>Well he honked right as I saw him but there have been times I didn't even notice him honking</p>
<p>So your walking your dog at night? why...</p>
<p>It was like 6:45</p>
<p>And I walk him at night (like 11 or 12) a lot because he's not allowed in the house so he needs to go for lots of walks</p>
<p>Wow. This story has so many plotholes, it's unbelievable.</p>
<p>I'm being dead serious though</p>
<p>If I was going to make up a story I'd make up a better one</p>
<p>In my story, you'd get hit, die, and that would be the end. Or perhaps your death would snap a character out of a deep depression. But I digress.</p>
<p>Anyway, if you're not lying, then you're blowing the whole thing out of proportion and being melodramatic. Either one. Because I find it wholly impossible for one to almost get hit by a train without being a complete idiot. And you're not that, of course.</p>
<p>Yeah I am being kind of melodramatic I'm a very dramatic person</p>