<p>To paraphrase a great song from the late 1950’s:</p>
<p>If you wanna be happy for your college life,
Never make a pretty bicycle your ride,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly bike to carry you.</p>
<p>A pretty bike makes its rider look small
And very often causes you to fall.
As soon as you start to carry it
Then it’ll do the things that make you late.</p>
<p>But if you make an ugly bike your ride,
You’ll be happy for your college life,
An ugly bike gets you there on time,
It’ll always give you peace of mind.</p>
<p>If you wanna be happy for your college life,
Never make a pretty bike your ride,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly bike to carry you.</p>
<p>Don’t let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and ride it anyway,
Though its paint is ugly and its wheels don’t match,
Take it from me, it’s a better catch.</p>
<p>If you wanna be happy for your college life,
Never make a pretty bike your ride,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly bike to carry you.</p>
<p>Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your bike the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, it’s ugly.
Yeah, it’s ugly, but it sure can move.
Yeah?. Okay.</p>
<p>If you wanna be happy for your college life,
Never make a pretty bike your ride,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly bike to carry you.</p>