<p>c'mon YM... just a little bit gullible? even the teensiest bit? i don't know if you know us, but we're kind of a big deal. we're all named ron burgundy, somehow related to joseph wharton, and sold our soul. my stats are very moderate by the standards here and i was fortunately accepted. they're posted around here somewhere... close to the first ones i've made if you search the profile.</p>
<p>omg, there's something written on your ceiling!! look up! hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>i kid</p>
<p>Did I mention my rich daddy BOUGHT Wharton so they'd accept me?</p>
<p>rich daddy, huh? so... what are you doing friday night?</p>
<p>Scotch, scotch, scotch, I love scotch.</p>
<p>It's so damn HOT. Milk was a bad choice.</p>
<p>legendofmax, I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. The party.. With the... with the pants? Party with the pants?</p>
<p>not much, but i know if you've got a rich daddy, i'll let you buy me dinner...</p>
<p>sarah: So you're saying there's a party in your pants, and I'm invited?</p>
<p>I love how we pennsters can't be serious for 2 seconds.</p>
<p>Sarah, you better be hot.</p>
<p>What's it to you, flipper? You were not invited to the party with the pants.</p>
<p><em>cat sound</em></p>
<p>lol Can't wait to meet some of you guys.</p>
<p>sarah I want to attend the pants party :(</p>
<p>why are you guys talking about a bogus pants party? my thread is asking for stats from people who applied to wharton.</p>
<p>Gosh YourMaster I'm sorry that we didn't just bend to your will and POST OUR STATS and everything it's a good thing you're TOO SMART for that and SAW THROUGH OUR MANY ruses!!</p>
<p>Well, the trick to getting into Wharton is throwing fantastic pants parties.</p>
<p>and, in Sarah's case, having absolutely no redeemable qualities whatsoever.</p>
<p>^ She learned alot from him mentor. I salute you, Jco!</p>
<p>You could also take JCoveney's route, and be adept at pumping gas and mowing lawns, with no other purpose in life.</p>
<p>JoeyJoey, you're so worthless you decided to write it twice.</p>