Can everybody applying to or who already applied to Wharton post their stats here?

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<p><em>whips Jco</em></p>

<p>Down, boy! down!</p>

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<p>Boy? Aren't you aware that JCo is practically female?</p>

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<p>i'll be serious for you yourmaster:</p>

<p>SAT: 1580 (old SAT)
GPA: 3.95 (top 10%
Prestigious private school in California
3 time legacy of penn/wharton
Extracurriculars (my forte):
-Varsity Soccer
-NHS President
-Started a chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous at my school...highly "involved" with this organization
-Founder & President, Pants Party Productions LLC.
-National Champion in the Pants Party "Triathlon," Note: Hold world record in stamina.
-National Director, Charitable Pants Party Foundation (help underprivileged kids have great pants parties)
-Recommendation from Brick Tamlan </p>

<p>Special Note: I think what really swayed my application in my favor was that I threw a free pants party for the penn admissions office.</p>

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<p>I'm the alpha and the omega. Mere gender cannot contain me.</p>

45

<p>Your Morgan Freeman?</p>

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<p>Flipper: <em>I</em> was invited to the pants party, thank you very much. If you're female though I would be glad to bring you along board.</p>

<p>I might also add that I did <em>not</em> throw a pants party to get into Wharton. What you read in the tabloids is totally unsubstantiated.</p>

<p>JCo: Gender may not contain you, but your pants sure do. You must learn to free your mind... and free willy.</p>

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<p>Your? My own personal Morgan Freeman?</p>

<p>Oh **** legend, I'm sorry, maybe it's from hanging around guys like you who fail so miserably at scoring with asians.</p>

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<p>I don't just go for asians, my friend -- I'm the Omnisexual.</p>

<p>EDIT: Omni minus the male gender that is</p>

49

<p>Brick is my brother. Do I know you?</p>

50

<p>I stabbed a guy in the heart!</p>

<p>Where'd you find that hand grenade? I don't know.</p>

51

<p>You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.</p>

52

<p>I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.</p>

53

<p>You guys are so immature...</p>

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<p>Immature is all relative</p>

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<p>i condemn all pants parties</p>

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<p>Then you aren't going to have any fun.</p>

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<p>pants parties are not the only way to have fun. regardless, we are digressing from the topic. i suggest that everybody who applied to wharton post their stats and not talk about pants parties and morgan freemen.</p>

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<p>i kindly suggest that you not dictate the terms of disclosure of personal information to those who are in a position of giving you potentially valuable advice on how to get into this university that we all love.</p>

<p>besides, lighten up a little. you can't come to the social ivy if you leave your sense of humor at home.</p>

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<p>"GUYS EVERYONE WHORE YOURSELF TO ME CMON GUYS WHY AREn'T YOU DOING IT I DON'T UNDERSTANDDD"</p>

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<p>Hey Sweets...
Lemme guess... u slept with the good folk up there at Collegeboard as well to get 2600 for ur SATs...?? When they only gave the rest of the world a maximum 2400... =)</p>