Can everybody applying to or who already applied to Wharton post their stats here?

Colleges and Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
81

<p>Being "fast" won't impress anyone... even if what you say is true, I must say, the chances are slim.</p>

82

<p>Oh well, the traditional path does look rather bleak for me.</p>

<p>Guess I shall have to buy that ruddy red barn. I must say that the market is rather dead for flipping business schools.</p>

83

<p>Guys I invented the color green that's how I got in</p>

84

<p>Thats such a boorish color. You must have been admitted due to AA (are you one of those pink colored folk from Antartica?).</p>

85

<p>I invented oxygen AND water. I am the very reason that you are all ALIVE. The world needs me.</p>

86

<p>I invented sex. You can thank me later.</p>

87

<p>I invented alcohol. We all know I win in this argument.</p>

88

<p>Your invention is useless without my invention.</p>

89

<p>I invented ex-lax. I solve all your constipation needs. </p>

<p>Clearly I am the most useful person here.</p>

90

<p>Legend, my invention makes your invention possible.</p>

91

<p>JCo, not everyone needs your invention to enjoy my invention. Mine brings life -- yours removes it! Mine is much more enjoyable.</p>

92

<p>Legend, let's be honest...without mine, your's wouldn't be possible...for you.</p>

93

<p>But I've never needed your invention to partake in my own invention</p>

94

<p>You guys didn't invent those things. That's absurd. Don't lie to me.</p>

95

<p>Did I mention that I AM Amy Gutmann?</p>

96

<p>Who is Amy Gutmann?</p>

97

<p>My mom.</p>

<p>DUN DUN DUNNN</p>

<p>Oh **** Sarah is my mom?</p>

<p><em>kills self</em></p>

<p>GUYS QUIT LYING JEEZE GUYS</p>

98

<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Gutmann%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Gutmann&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>And Jco's step sister.</p>

99

<p>Why would Amy Gutmann be posting messages on my thread?</p>

100

<p>Because you touch yourself at night.</p>