<p>Nope, my essay was just spectacular. I actually wrote it about how I want to do more than 700,000,000 hours of community service in one summer. And, I accomplished it =]</p>
<p>JCo, on the otherhand, had to sleep with the Collegeboard people just to get a 2. Otherwise, it would have gotten a 1.</p>
<p>W.T.F. I slept with CB people and the adcoms and I only got a 1! I want my extra point.</p>
<p>In your case, legend, you probably should have gone with a pants party. Or Morgan Freeman. Or both.</p>
<p>... I knew I should have had the pants party with Freeman.</p>
<p>Dude, I bet Morgan Freeman would be FIERCE at a pants party...</p>
<p>...but not as fierce as Samuel L.</p>
<p>You guys didn't really sleep with people to get accepted into Wharton. Get out of town.</p>
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<p>Are you sure? I think you'd be pretty hard pressed to prove your bold statement.</p>
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<p>And Jco, I meant You're >.></p>
<p>I think Denzel probably beats them all. </p>
<p>YourMaster, of course no admissions officer will admit to that. But this is CC. This is where you get the insider information that the schools can't release. Why wouldn't you trust us CCers? We're the type of people that are going to the school you would like to attend. Who else would give you the answers you want? PRINCETON kids?</p>
<p>I might add that I was dating a girl for two years that eventually went to Princeton, so I was there often. You are probably better off with those... people. </p>
<p>Mad moves behind closed doors... the only way to win!</p>
<p>Legend, you shouldn't make such generalizations. Some people like it with the doors open.</p>
<p>Well people like me like it with no doors or room at all -- all public, mmm. Only a select few can handle this degree of raw domination.</p>
<p>YourMaster, I slept with the ENTIRE undergrad office to get in. BOW CHIKA</p>
<p>I even wrote a person,</p>
<p>Hello you person,
When you read this, you're going
To kill me, won't you?</p>
<p>I have cured cancer. I am richer than Bill Gates (except I am smarter than him and have been able to hide my money from Uncle Sam). I also conquered a few alien lifeforms in my free time. I also have more football skills than Ronaldinho, Pele and a few other lowlife players like Maradonna and Beckenbauer combined multiplied by two and raised to the power of 1000000. </p>
<p>I am applying this fall.</p>
<p>Sorry mahras, that's not good enough. You won't get in. You're a miserable failure.</p>
<p>You have to sleep with more people.</p>
<p>I know I know.
Simply sleeping with those Victoria Secret supermodels was not enough. Is there extra points for kinky-ness? Because Adrianna and I really got down and dirty at one point.</p>
<p>Impossible. I couldn't keep her off me -- there's no way she had time for you. I smell a falsified EC.</p>
<p>A) You needed to take 10 minute breaks to get your little soldier marching again.
B) I am very fast (as I am typing this I am also circling the world in 2.1564 seconds)</p>
<p>Connect the dots.</p>
