CB announces 30+% of March SAT scores lost in 'unfortunate' database error

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<p>Aaaaaaah noooooo!!</p>

<p>From the CB site (after you sign in)...</p>

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<p>Aaaaargh!!1</p>

<p>Well, at least they'll give anyone who lost their scores a free retake. I hope they didn't lose mine. <em>goes off to a corner and cries</em> (this isn't funny guys!) </p>

<p>...and to all CCers of good humour, happy belated April Fools, and good luck with your scores tomorrow.</p>

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<p>Oh, the ways people deal with last-minute jitters...</p>

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<p>lol good one</p>

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<p>rofl nice joke</p>

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<p>uh huh so... wheres the notice?</p>

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<p>That message makes no sense...</p>

<p>If they had a database error, they would just have to reenter the scores. The scores aren't lost.</p>

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<p>You did realize that he/she was joking as soon as you read the title of the post..didn't you?</p>

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<p>Nice joke, but perhaps inconsiderate since almost everyone here is flipping out about their scores anyways? </p>

<p>And I'm pretty sure that SAT is big enough **** that CB probably has backup servers and whatnot.</p>

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<p>Yeah I realized it, but I was just pointing it out :)</p>

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<p>Too far out. You needed something a bit less extreme.</p>

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<p>Zoogies asked me to post this for him:</p>

<p>" zoogies is highly offended by the cruel remarks of these people who continue to claim that this is a joke, and he can not post due to..."spiritual" reasons associated with the number 411"</p>

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<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>"In a shocking turn of events, a CB insider revealed that the educational testing agency had lost more than 30% of their scores. After inflammatory remarks attacking the character/integrity/sexual preference of the agent named "zoogies", zoogies issued a press statement claming offense, also adding that his Quaker background forbade him from cyber-beating the **** out of those irresponsible forum dwellers..."</p>

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<p>You are SO not funny...perhaps you are dealing with an "undiagnosed insecurity complex"?</p>

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<p>something like that :-)
simply trying to avoid an English paper.</p>

<p>btw, looking at your info: did you register just to tell me that?</p>

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<p>I think he/she was talking about zoogies...not you Redneck
maybe I'm wrong though</p>

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<p>Oh. Oops. My apologies then.</p>

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<p>I was seriously going to try my best to hit you through the internet</p>

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<p>acacia u know i was sarcastic :p. of course cb wouldnt do a thing like that. nd of course im really irritated at ppl doing this. at first it was funny, but now its boring, childish, immature, and just plain stupid. hope thats wut u wanted zoogies</p>

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<p>lol whoever got mad... its just a test take a chill pill. props zoogies.</p>

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