<p>Hello, I am SinsNotTragedies and this is the College Confidential News!!! BREAKING NEWS is that rumors have been afloat that Celebrian is running for President of CC!!! She will be running as a moderate Republican. However, she will have competition in logisticlords, who although is a truly incompotent candidate, has shown his dedication to the forum with more than 1,500 posts in a mere month. Also, CC Magazine has released the Sexiest CC'er Alive list and it appears GreenDayFan has topped the list for 2006! We will now return to our normal programming but beware for spontaneous news bulletins coming up. kthanks.</p>
<p>I wish I could have a piece of that GreenDay fellow...</p>
<p>aww i hear he is flattered</p>
<p>Nice job! This thread doesn't suck like your music thread. A- for you!</p>
<p>You spelled incompetent wrong. I dont think we need an incompetent new broadcaster.</p>
<p>I know how to spell it..it was a typo please forgive moi.</p>
<p>I forgive you, but that kind of mistake is not acceptable on CC News. Next time that happens you shall be fired.</p>
<p>And in you're place, we will hire the dreaded Dan Rather.</p>
<p>like what happened with Cronkite in 81! actually he retired.</p>
<p>Someone put "erection" instead of "election" in the school paper once, and it went over badly.</p>
<p>what crappy editors you must have. when i edited (only for the semester i was in journalism), i shredded my reporters articles with my pen and they got mad because i practically rewrote it for them if i hated it..</p>
<p>I bet the writer did it on purpose.</p>
<p>yeah the "l" and the "r" are nowhere near each other on the keyboard. if the writer didnt do it on purpose he/she was thinking dirty thoughts while writing their article haha.</p>
<p>No one reads the newspaper here anyway, because the articles have become too long to read in class without being noticed and reprimanded for reading during the teacher's lecture time. Some teachers are very uptight about whether or not one listens to them.</p>
<p>our school newspaper's terrible..they stopped giving it a professional look and now just Xerox it b/c they weren't making enough money, but now it looks like something I could whip up in 10 mins on Publisher, only it would be well-written, interesting, relevent to current events, and informative (basically the opposite of the current newpaper).</p>
<p>we like to slip innuendos into our paper. it's funny, even if only to those of us on the staff lol. and one issue, we used 7 pictures of a marijuana leaf throughout the paper in entirely relevant places.</p>
<p>we do have a good paper, though. the only problem is insane spelling/grammar errors..i'm the copy editor and i don't even have time to fix them all..and i'm going to have to edit content AND copy next year when i'm editor-in-chief and that'll be stressful.</p>
<p>News I Love Kissmekate!</p>
<p>^ you're Jimi I assume? Check your inbox..</p>