Chance a white boy

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Hey everyone, I want to know my chances of getting into college. Someone please tell me if these are remotely good enough?</p>

<p>Caucasian male, 5.1 GPA Freshman year
5.2 GPA Sophomore year
5.5 GPA Junior year
(weighted with extra summer classes)
2400 on the SAT, 36 on the ACT (re-took them 6 times)
President of Debate Club, French NHS, Science NHS, National Honor Society, Class Vice President, Treasurer for Spanish NHS, Art NHS,
Member of almost every club at school
Did Basketball, Tennis, and Track all four years, winning excessive awards and breaking more records than I have fingers,
Worked 3 jobs and was promoted my Senior year to leadership positions in all of them,
Recieved the Governor's Teen Award
Mayor's Top 10 award
National Merit Scholar
And numerous other academic awards,
Did 5000+ hours of community service,
Won the National Physics Bowl championship 4 years in a row</p>

<p>So will somebody PLEASE tell me if I have the FAINTEST chance of MAYBE getting in?</p>

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<p>getting into where again?</p>

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<p>because with that resume, you get into anywhere</p>

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<p>Did you also cure cancer?
5000+ hours of community service (how is this possible? That's like 5 hours of community service a day, every day, for 3 YEARS!)
What is your UW GPA?
Where do you want to apply?
Do you have leadership positions in the clubs (being in every club is not a plus by the way, it makes you look scattered)?
And an all-star athlete on top of it all?
I'm sorry but this thread is a little bit too difficult to believe. I quit.</p>

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<p>hes joking.</p>

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<p>so what do you suffer from? insomnia?</p>

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<p>

Thank God!
It's become harder and harder to tell on CC these days. Overachieving (and perhaps over-embellishing) has reached epic proportions!</p>

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<p>LOL. oh god, this entertained me so much :) :)
i think he meant he's president of ALL of those clubs :D</p>

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<p>ddduuhhh... haha-what a trooper you are, what a perfect person.. ever considered being lonelyboy3365 on youtube?</p>

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<p>i just wanted to make fun of the kids on the "chance me" thread. my real stats are nowhere close to this</p>

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<p>^ My guess is no lol</p>

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<p>haha
thats good one
i hate how everyone on cc is so insecure but have really good chances</p>

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<p>Ah, good one. I think everyone CC member has to make a fake thread once in his life.</p>