Chance me for 2015 admissions PLEASE! WILL CHANCE BACK!NO I WONT BUT CHANCE ME ANYWAY

Colleges & Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>ok so Harvard has been my dream school since yesterday. I looked up the US news world and report, saw Harvard as number 1 and decided that it would be my dream school.</p>

<p>Ok please chance me.</p>

<p>GPA: 5.0/4.0 scale, I got an extra point for being green by Al Gore
SATS: 0/2400, I forgot to write my name, but whats worse is I forgot to take the SATS in the first place
EC's: Halo 3 Club, Brown University class of 2013, Yale University class of 2012, invented a vaccine for Polio, invented electricity and created the concept of 0.
Rank: top 100%
Race: Feline, I am a cat. I am orange with brown spots. I hope to get in through affirmative action.
Essays: Wrote about how much better princeton is compared harvard </p>

<p>Additional: I know I am very smart and have great stats but i posted too show off</p>

<p>Roommate request: (since i know i am accepted) no noobs please. do not message me if you is a noob.KTHNXBAI</p>

<p>(I hope everyone knows I am joking, and did not intend to offend anyone lol. I was bored and thought we could all use a cool down and to break tensions now that decisions are out. Hope I got at least one "lol" I wish I did otherwise I am buzz killington to this thread.</p>

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<p>You are in.</p>

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<p>HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA Castiel! This is Castiel going crazy about his Cornell acceptance. Forgive him, guys.</p>

<p>hahhhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha at the ECs</p>

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<p>Such a great app, its too bad. Harvard’s a really tough place to get into for cats.</p>

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<p>Hilarious.</p>

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<p>Sorry to inform you sir, but affirmative action applies to only brown cats and white cats with brown spots just as it does not apply to all ethnic/racial minorities. As an orange cat, you won’t be getting any AA handicap.</p>

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<p>■■■■■</p>

<p>Thank you for posting!</p>

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<p>lolololololl no problem guys, glad i have a few people that liked it</p>

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<p>Sorry, you won’t get in because the quintessential Harvard student is a horse of a different color. :)</p>

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<p>Dear Castiel, </p>

<pre><code> I am sorry to inform you that you have been rejected because we only allow brown cats with orange spots into our class. I’m sorry that all along you thought that all along you thought that it was the other way around. BTW, Harvard Medical School loves your polio vaccine.
</code></pre>

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<p>^lmaooooooooo</p>

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<p>One of the better satirical chance threads. :)</p>

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<p>“Top 100%.” “Feline who hopes to get in through affirmative action.” </p>

<p>LOL.</p>

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<p>In addition, the title of this thread is humorously stereotypical.</p>

<p>I also enjoy the essay topic, particularly for an application intended toward Harvard.</p>

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<p>Um, it wasn’t that funny…</p>

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<p>You should have stuck with one theme. You flitted from one idea to another too quickly.</p>

<p>-First the “Harvard because it is teh best!”
-Then in the stats first too high then too low
-Similarly for the ECs
-The race being cat was awesome.
-Then the ‘wrong essay’
-Then the ‘Chance when you don’t need it’
-Then 4chan-ish-ness
-The Post script did not help either. You lose another point for failing to close the bracket.
Overall: 3/10, mostly for the cat bit. I expect more from Harvard applicants. Next time, find a theme and STICK TO IT.</p>

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<p>I would personally rate it a touch higher. I thoroughly enjoy the humor in undisguised ■■■■■■■■, particularly when the individual posting had deliberately designed it to deceive (although that was not the case in this instance).</p>

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<p>Not as good as mifune or silverturtle. Keep trying. Maybe you’ll become as good as them someday.</p>

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<p>^ Good in what sense?</p>

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<p>Ahem, perfection.</p>