Chance me for Harvard! (will chance back)

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Please chance me for Harvard! I will chance back!</p>

<p>STATS (as a senior)</p>

<p>•Senior. Comanche Indian. Low class.
•4.0 unweighted GPA,
•Class rank: valedictorian. (1/1023)
•2400 SAT
•800 Mathematics 1, 800 Chemistry, 800 Literature SAT IIs.</p>

<p>Classes</p>

<p>Straight As in every single AP class the College Board offers except for Computer Science and German. Some I had to take online, like Mandarin Chinese (I had to teach myself! So hard lol!)</p>

<p>ECs</p>

<p>•Won state championship as starting QB of football team.
•Founded orphanage in Haiti over last summer.
•NHS (all four years)
•Founded a school newspaper and served as editor-in-chief all four years. It's now so popular that we sell it outside of school and bring in around 900-1000 a month, most of which we donate to cancer patients.</p>

<p>Awards</p>

<p>•AP Scholar
•AICE diploma with Merit
•Honor Roll
•Top 5% Award (9th, 10th, 11th, 12th*)
•NOPE certified (I voluntarily wrote an essay, amongst other requirements, after a drug/alcohol overdose presentation by a local group against narcotics at my school. I received 30 service hours and eligibility for a scholarship.)</p>

<p>Volunteering</p>

<p>•1,200 hours received mostly for the orphanage thing.</p>

<p>Essays/Recs</p>

<p>Both great. I sent my essay into the New Yorker and it was actually published, with a huge advance! The advance is also being donated to charity. Also, my guidance counselor and both teachers personally flew out to beg the dean to accept me.</p>

<p>Interview</p>

<p>Great! The interviewer loved me so much that he actually fellated me in the parking lot afterwards. We're taking a mini-vacation to the Bahamas next weekend!</p>

<p>Misc.</p>

<p>•My grandfather was actually the dean of Harvard (I know, so lucky)! He donated millions of dollars and there's actually a whole building named after my family!
•A few years ago, as a child prodigy, I worked with Apple to create the iPhone! Obviously I was only a small part of the team but I still did contribute a solid portion to the iPhone you know and love.
•My aunt is a Harvard admissions officer and she told me she will personally kill any man, woman, or child who stands in my way of acceptance (hope so haha)!</p>

<p>Please chance me! I'm so nervous!!!!!! All I want is to go to Harvard and I know I'm never gonna get in ☹ ☹ ☹</p>

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<p>Sorry-No EC instrument or sport. A clear miss!</p>

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<p>hahaha, I agree there is no way you have these stats. And if you did even Harvard would agree you need a life.</p>

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<p>now THATS what I call a good interview.</p>

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<p>Mmm. You might have a chance to get into Harvard, but you should try and do a couple of things.</p>

<p>Do the German and Computer Science APs; I don’t think your courses are “rigorous enough”.</p>

<p>Do more Subject Tests, preferably all of them. </p>

<p>Write a symphony and have it performed by the New York Philharmonic; you have to be more well-rounded!</p>

<p>Why stop at founding one orphanage? Form two, or three. How hard can it be?</p>

<p>Become president. Not for just your school (that should be a given), but for the entire United States of America. Really, you need to make yourself standout, and what better way to do it that that!</p>

<p>XD I could do this all day!</p>

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<p>Yeah, hi. You definitely copied-and-pasted the majority of your awards from my thread- the last two are what gave it away, though (my wording on NOPE and my asterisk next to 12 for the top 5%). What’s up with that?</p>

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<p>Annnnd I just realized you’re trolling. Still not cool. I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use my stuff. You obviously have nothing better to do, so just make up your own stats.</p>

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<p>On the contrary it appears you’ve copied and pasted the template from MY thread and I do have to wonder what kind of a person would do that so shamelessly.</p>

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<p>See, you didn’t even read my thing. I’m officially chancing you a Reach for Columbia</p>

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<p>Haha, nice try. Columbia is not on my list. :p</p>

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<p>Good, because I would definitely not count on it</p>

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<p>Good talk.</p>

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<p>I think Yale or Princeton would be a better fit for you…Harvard isn’t for everyone.</p>

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<p>trolls. trolls everywhere.</p>