<p><em>Apologies for derailment again</em></p>
<p>Gasp, your consistent jollyness and positivity of the negativity of my comments remind me of my super jolly lady friend.
The misery it causes me.</p>
<p>Lol jk. No but really.</p>
<p>LOL WHAT??? Haha that was totally derailment in the asyndetic thinking/pyschological thought disorder sense. </p>
<p>Oh and btw I much prefer peppy/bubbly/cheery to jolly…much too santa claus for my taste. Perhaps your insistence on comparing your “lady friend” to a large, old, imaginary (sorry!) man, is why she is no longer your “lady friend” 
totally just kidding…I’m sorry about your break-up situation, perhaps we have found a reason for your soul-crushing comments, hmm?</p>
<p>Oh no, it wasn’t a break up. More of a never-went-out type thing where my friend asked her out and stuff. Now she’s suicidal cause my friend dumped her for someone uglier than her. </p>
<p>And no, my soul crushing comments were around LONG before her =)</p>