Chances?

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>I am so sorry you guys, omg, but I am stressing out so much right now. I just really want to get into harvard. Its not like harvard is just a school or anything. its life. It is impossible for me to be happy if i dont get in! i could not deign to go to a school that is not of harvards superior caliber. i just want to know if i have a good shot, because apparently all of you readers out there are, in fact, the college admissions officers at harvard.</p>

<p>So I got a 4.0 unweighted gpa at my high school, and was valedictiorian. I took all AP's all four years, and took all the tests except for physics, and received 5's on all of them. for physics i couldnt show up to the exam because i was too busy feeding baby orphans that were survivors of the genocide in haiti.</p>

<p>i am very worried about my standardized test scores. i got a question wrong on the sat math. i had 800's in writing and english, but i got a 770 on math. I think that question may be the reason i dont get in. but i think it shows though that i am not like every other harvard applicant! i am not completely perfect! i am human too! i am a fallible creature.</p>

<p>I did well on the ACT. i can proudly say that I was the first person in the history of standardized tests to get a 37 on the ACT. wow.</p>

<p>on my sat 2's, i took math, physics, and history. and got 800's on all of them. </p>

<p>Extra currics:
I am captain of the soccer, volleyball, and softball teams at my highschool, received all state in volleyball and softball, and won state championships on all three (and managed to not become a lesbian!). i am president of my schools "acceptance club" "screw war" club and"get into college by starting a club" club. I also play chess. Once, I beat a grandmaster. in the womb. I am also second chair violinist in my high schools award winning orchestra, but thats only because the first chair violinist last name was xiang. its not like anyone could ACTUALLY be better than me at something.</p>

<p>thanks so much for reading! please give me input on my chances!</p>

<p>ps: **** harvard.</p>

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<p>Your standardized test scores are too low.</p>

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<p>what…do you mean that score was low what about me with an SAT score of 2170.</p>

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<p>With all due respect and candor, you may need to rethink your life. If you truly are as good as you claim you are, you should be able to rise to the top, contribute to humanity, and leave a lasting impression in any institution you attend for higher education. I would advise that you be hopeful of your chances of getting into Harvard, because your credentials are very impressive, but not waste away thinking about. By the way, the math question on the SAT Subject Test that you missed will not be your weakness, it will be things like “its not like anyone could ACTUALLY be better than me at something” and “President of the ‘get into college by starting a club’ club.”</p>