Chancing Trolls

Prep School Admissions Prep School Chances
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<p>This is gonna be so fun.</p>

<p>Hi, so I'm um applying to, um, like, Andover and um, Exeter for ninth grade.</p>

<p>Here are my stats:</p>

<p>109 percent in AP Composition
107 percent in Multivariable Calculus - I go to the local college.
100 percent in AP Macroeconomics - I kind of failed this course.
111 percent in AP Physics
104 percent in AP Government
124 percent in AP Spanish V</p>

<p>SSAT - They said something about how I was too good so they had to have me take the SAT instead.
SAT - 2900</p>

<p>My grades aren't too bad.</p>

<p>EC's</p>

<p>So I went to the actual United Nations and they passed my resolution.
My great uncle, Ban Ki-Moon, is the current Secretary General.</p>

<p>Uncle (affectionate term, not actually related) Barack gave me a letter of recommendation.
I cloned the first Tasmanian Tiger since its extinction.</p>

<p>I have been playing violin since I was two years old, and have performed a solo in Carnegie Hall.
I have been playing piano since I was two years old, and I have also performed in Carnegie Hall.</p>

<p>I was on the Korean men's national swim team and competed in the Olympics.
I won nationals for Policy and LD debate, and was on the Korean Math Olympiad team.</p>

<p>Is this enough? I'm so worried.</p>

<p>LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL</p>

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<p>WHERE DID OUR POSTS GO?!</p>

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<p>@stargirl3 : I was “warned”</p>

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<p>Why don’t they warn the real trolls?</p>

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<p>Exactly my thought, this was obviously a joke.</p>

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<p>poop</p>

<p>I was warned once… I’m a rebel!</p>

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<p>This is actually really funny.</p>

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<p>I thought it was too. Like, the an me of this thread is CHANCING TROLLS. If I was a ■■■■■, would I admit to being one? Hardly a trollian thing to do. </p>

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<p>this is hilarious, thank you</p>

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<p>No problem, even if I did get “warned” for it. Like, why?</p>

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<p>better to just let it go</p>