Chinese Thread

<p>wow, a lot of deep selections of books coming out.</p>

<p>anyone wants to find something easier to read, while improving english?
c.s.lewis series "chronicle of...."
starwars novel series, i didn't read that myself, but from the movie i realized it will be some book that can be helpful.</p>

<p>try to start to read more 武侠,《绝代双骄》。 but too lazy to do so,
武侠小说似乎构思都很接近,in the beginning chapters of many popular "chinese western" novels,it's always like 武林的一场浩劫又到来了,then the main charater mastered绝世武功 and met 绝世美女,after dominating 武林大会,the main character decides to leave and be with 绝世美女 happily ever after</p>

<p>however, indeed Mr.金庸 is good at using his pen to write gorgeous stuff.....妙笔生花。。。。。。
like when 虚竹(the fake bamboo) was at the underground ice storage room of a palace....
or when 伊志平 saw little dragon girl(小龙女)had her acupoint tabbed, and !@@$$^*$#@......</p>

<p>嘿嘿黑。。。 anyone wants to discuss his books, please say whatever you want</p>

<p>今年过节不灌水,灌水只灌Chinese Thread</p>

<p>next monday is 八一建军节, anyone wants to celebrate?</p>

<p>forgot to mention that i watched 《刑警本色》last week. unbelievably 周星驰is in it playing a cop...... the movie is made in late 80's when steven chow wasn't a superstar. 甄子丹was the leading character....... interesting movie, when i say "interesting" i mean it's something not everyone would like....... as a cop movie, steven chow already showed his potential as a comedian.....</p>

<p>if you are a faithful 周星驰 fan, you have to get this movie even it appears to be 土 or teeth dropping。</p>

<p>z最近的灌水是不是很肉麻?
please give me your honest opinions, just 3 pages to go, i see the light.....</p>

<p>water dump intermission.
Harry Bauld's book described his working experience at brown admssion.
and his experience as a english teacher specifically direct students' essay composition at a high profile north eastern prep school.....
the book was published mid 80's and his brown work was actually in 70's when ivy admission was much easier compare to now.
the book features many scenarios in which admission decision were made</p>

<p>more follow up in next water dump intermission.</p>

<p>listening to 张学友‘s new song, probably old, since been out some years already, black and white painting《黑白画印》
四大天王 宝刀未老。。。。。</p>

<p>我还是把这一页个体承包了。</p>

<p>for those in china, what do you think is the hottest business and easy to enter?
i'm greedy! ”哈 哈 哈 哈"---quoting 周星驰,</p>

<p>no, don't worry. your posts are fine... just takes a while to read all of them. ;)</p>

<p>啊!太棒啦!哇,太帅啦!啊啊哇,简直太完美啦!我接下来的灌水有如滔滔江水,连绵不绝; 有如黄河泛滥,一发不可收拾!</p>

<p>the following reply series will give us profound answers to one topic we are
arguing throughout history</p>

<p>this is the first answer to "who do we have to save, our wife or our mother if they fell into water?
孟子:
从小死了老爸,老妈拉扯我不容易,为了让我健康成长,又搬了三次的家,给我吃好的穿好的为得就是让我有出息。
老妈和老婆落水当然先救老妈了,万恶淫为首,百善孝为先嘛!老婆死了我可以再找一个,老妈死了可不能再找一个,再找一个那就是后妈了。听说后妈没几个好的。
——————‘世上只有妈妈好,没妈的孩子像根草。老妈,我来救你了’。扑通一声孟子跳下了水。</p>

<p>this is the second answer, every answer seems reasonable
周幽王:
老婆和老妈落水了当然得先救老婆了。想当年俺为了逗亲爱的褒姒笑一笑,连江山都不要了,连自己的小命都不要了,何况是老妈?
再说这死老太婆在立太子的时侯老是偏向俺弟弟,害得俺差点都没当成太子。
————‘情深深雨蒙蒙,我对你的爱很深,褒姒我来救你了。’周幽王扑通一声跳进了水里。</p>

<p>the third answer, quoting famous people
刘备:
兄弟如手足,老婆如衣服,衣服破尚可补,手足断安可续?只要俺二弟和三弟没掉水里就行了,其它人俺可不管他。
—————‘老婆,老妈。你们死的好惨呀!’刘备一头栽在河边上嚎嚎大哭起来。</p>

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<p>the best video i have seen. LOL. lmao</p>

<p>exatc from the novel
曹操:
宁叫我负天下人,休叫天下人负我。管它是老婆还是老妈了,只要不是我掉水里就行了
—————‘轻轻的我走了,正如我轻轻的来,我挥一挥手,不带走一片云彩。’曹操哼着诗提着剑慢慢的走远了。</p>

<p>the fifth, very ideal
屈原:
这个世界太黑暗了,这个国家太腐败了,活着也没啥意思,不如都死了干净,沧浪之水清兮,可以濯吾缨,沧浪之水浊兮,可以濯吾足。
投身于河水中倒是一个挺好的归宿。
--------‘现在的一片天,是肮脏的一片天,星星在文明的天空里再也看不见老婆,老妈,我和你们一起死’屈原一边唱着一边跳进了水里。</p>

<p>more, more, more, more
庄子:
生又何欢,死又何哀?其始而本无生;非徒无生也,而本无形;非徒无形也。
老妈和老婆死了就死好了,不过是从有形的元气状态回到了无形的元气状态,有啥好伤心的呢?救他们干啥呢?谁都不救啦!
—————‘对面的女孩看过来,看过来,看过来。’庄子分开着双腿像簸箕一样坐着,手中拿着一个瓦缶,边敲边唱,看着老婆和老妈慢慢地淹没在水中,满脸快快乐乐的样子。</p>

<p>和砷:
老婆和老妈落水就落水吧,反正我爱的是钱,钱就是我的老婆,钱就是我的亲妈。
我说老婆和老妈呀,你们就不能穿差一点的衣服再掉到河里呀,可惜了你们头上的那些金钗手饰呀!
-----------‘有啥你别有病,没啥你别没钱。’和呻一边看着他老婆和老妈慢慢地沉下去一边叹息着。</p>

<p>王勃:
手心手背都是肉,老婆是自己最爱的人,老妈是自己最亲的人,怎么办呢?不管它,先跳下去,看看离谁最近就先救谁吧。
王勃扑通一声跳了下去。
---------‘不好,我忘了自己不会游泳了。’王勃咕噜噜地喝了几口水,也慢慢地沉了下去。一代才子王勃就是因为此事溺水而死的。</p>