college admission secrets- Air'n Monahan

<p>looks like junk
He spends so much time trying to convince u that its good (like 10 pages...)..</p>

<p>Bottom Line:</p>

<p>I highly recommend it. In addition, I wish that people would quit speculating about it if they haven't used it. I agree that his website dones't look like the most professional one on the market. It may even appear like one of those "get rich quick" websites, but it's not. The reason he makes his websites like he does is because he's trying to be personal and tell the truth through it all. At the end, he even gives his e-mail address where you can contact him with any questions or even ask for a refund. </p>

<p>Plus guys, it's only $30. It's not going to kill anyone; I spent $50 on it and I would still spend $100 on it if I had to.</p>

<p>I can see how he can give you conceptual information to better appease your selection of colleges and make you comfortable with the applications process. </p>

<p>However, no one can take a bad gpa or SAT and make it "wow" admissions. This is especially true at state schools when they often don't even care about your essays or EC's (they are very numbers driven). </p>

<p>There are however, "tips" to help you do better. I myself have several "tips" I can give applicants such as guaranteeing a perfect score on the Writing section of the SAT without studying more than 3 hours and how to make certain colleges like you better.</p>

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However, no one can take a bad gpa or SAT and make it "wow" admissions.

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<p>I agree completely. Air'n shows people, though, how to turn these negative factors into less negative factors. He even says that low SAT scores and low GPAs will probably hurt in the admissions process. He comes around and explains exactly what you can do about them rather than moping about them all through the process.</p>

<p>Like what? NOT moping about them? Gee, I didn't think of that. What a secret!</p>

<p>I'm not going to disclose his strategies; if you want to know bad enough, buy the program</p>

<p>I already got accepted to my top choice - Reed - without using any 'tips' or 'tricks'. I don't need to buy anything, especially a bunch of ambiguous 'strategies' on improving your application. You're probably working for the guy or his close friend anyway.</p>

<p>Airn' Monahan knows how loan a hand, mon an monahan, mon to the airn' han, man macha monahan, rock rock the monhan, it's air'n monhan, he's got a rocking hand, hand mr. monhan, he's got to know his hands cause he's mr. monahan, yeah, air'n monahan</p>

<p>MY name is Air'n because I love air and not tampons!!! If YOU want to make MILLIONS of US DOLLARS RIGHT NOW then SIGN UP for my bs program which rehashes TONS OF CR*P that you've already heard before! And EVEN IF you ARE UNSATISFIED (practically a guarantee!) with my POS PROGRAM which I recorded one DRUNK SUNDAY NIGHT I will personally promise to GIVE A REFUND (although I probably will disappear, leaving you only with the name of an internet con artist whom you describe to the courts as "a guy name "air'n"). CHECK OUT SOME FREE TIPS RIGHT NOW BELOW!!!!:</p>

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<li><p>Make sure everthing's spelled correctly!!! You don't want to look dumb! Dot your i's and cross your t's!!!! This one got me into MIT!!!</p></li>
<li><p>Don't get a rec. from a teacher whose class you ditched! Then they likely won't know you!!</p></li>
<li><p>Instead of writing 5 hours a week, for 12 weeks for National Honor Society, write 20 hours for 24 weeks!!! (I'll let you in on an Air'n secret: "Who's gonna know??!!"" hahahaa) BTW I'm POSITIVE that BSing about NHS got me into Georgetown!!!</p></li>
<li><p>OK This is the most important, ground-breaking, astounding piece of advice a man can ever hand you. Take a deep breath, sit down, and prepare to be absolutely BLOWN AWAY.
-If you're writing a response for a Harvard application, don't mention that you love Yale. This will only hurt your chances. Instead, don't mention Yale at all! Instead mention some court proceding or something, during which you changed your name to something retarded. And get this, for a Yale application- VICE VERSA!!! </p></li>
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<p>I just saved you like a billion dollars in conseling and got into into the IVY LEAGUE BRO!!!! BTW if anyone's interested I got a cure for cancer that those FATCAT MD's don't want to know about; BUT I DON'T CARE I'LL SELL IT TO YA ANYWAY CAUSE I'M THAT COOL!!!</p>

<p>1 cure for cancer, good for lifetime... $2.99
I'll even toss in some "Air'n" labeled coasters if you call now!!!!</p>

<p>Thanks for the money b*atches :) :) :)</p>

<p>Paval, I don't really know how to prove to you that I'm not working for him...</p>

<p>I will say that I have purchased everything he's put out except the FAFSA thing. </p>

<p>I will also say that I'm satisfied with his stuff. </p>

<p>Plus, if I was working for him, why would I have provided an objective review on the previous page of this thread?</p>

<p>Cause he's air'n monahan!</p>

<p>:)
Hey baby...
Last night...
Was heaven...
:) ;)</p>

<p>BTW sorry I shot my load so quik... :(</p>

<p>PUNK'D
:D :D :D</p>

<p>I guess I'll make my own "program" then. </p>

<p><a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=149268%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=149268&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Yeah, I think what AcceptedToCollegeAlready posted is pretty much what air'n monahan (what a retarded name, jeez) is selling. It's all common sense stuff. The key is to use your head and not obsess about college.</p>