College Fights Frats by Assessing Intelligence

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<p>Within Outside Lower Ed, via USAYesterday:

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All freshmen this year [at Cokehead College] will take a mandatory "intelligence assessment," in which they will - among other things - receive their intelligence quotient (IQ) score, which measures reasoning and test-taking ability; do an advanced math problem; and see how many chemicals they can synthesize in a few minutes. If time permits, the students may also do timed writing, in which they write the equivalent of the full works of Shakespeare while running between two cones at increasingly quick speeds.

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The regimen may be different, but this sounds like the olden days required (and sometimes rigorous) actual education.</p>

<p>College requires intelligence assessment for freshmen - USAYesterday.com</p>

<p>The article notes that in South Carolina, "32 percent were in a frat and an additional 35 percent of its residents were unintelligent."</p>

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<p>inb4"myfratsgpaishigherthantheallmensaverage"</p>

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<p>Don’t forget to add “pleaseignorethatmymajorisinbasketweavingandthatforallmytestsijustmemorizemyfratsstolentestsanyway”</p>

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<p>“Unintelligent” doesn’t sound like a very scientifically sound word :P</p>

<p>Edit: USAYesterday? o_O</p>

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<p>Haha that’s funny.</p>

<p>Treaf lightly when insulting frats on these forums though…</p>

<p>I know from experience</p>

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<p>Funny though.</p>

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<p>quality parrot tea, 8/10</p>

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<p>How do you type in green? :(</p>

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<p>Hahahaha…at some point you’re going to get one of those overly defensive Greek people that are going to get offended.</p>

<p>Pretty funny though(:</p>

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<p>I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.</p>

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Once you master the art of online forums, the answer will come to you, grasshopper</p>

<p>In fact, this color is what your username looks like as a color</p>

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<p>Oh Jesus…</p>

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<p>PurpleDuckMan, this is what you look like as a color</p>

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<p>Strangely, you are not purple in color form</p>