<p>Hey guys, hear me out on this, it will make your day seem like a paradise, feel free to laugh at my expense all you want</p>
<p>It all began at 6 AM when I awoke to a phone call from my work saying that if I didn't show up within 20 minutes I would be fired. The boss didn't seem to care that this was my only day off in a week, but someone else had not showed and he needed me ASAP. So I dragged my sorry ass out of bed, didn't eat, brushed my teeth, rinsed with mouthwash, but I was so tired that I thought I was drinking water and swallowed the mouthwash. </p>
<p>On my way to work, I got pulled over by a policewoman because I was going 60 mph in a 50. She must have swallowed mouthwash too this morning because she was angry and wrote me a nice 200$ ticket. Once I finally got to work (about 6:30) the boss was ****ed that I was not there EXACTLY 20 minutes from when he called, so he made me work through my lunch hour.</p>
<p>At work (I work at an airport) I had to transport large amounts of boar semen to and from planes all day, and the only high point was when I got to transport a cute little puppy, who decided TO SPRAY ME WITH DIARREAH..the little bastard. Later, a co-worker dragged a cart over my foot, and when I screamed, he stopped moving, allowing the cart to rest solely on my foot. I was in immense pain, the boss told me to suck it up, but the co-boss there took me to the hospital. You won't believe it, but on the way to the hospital, my co-boss gets pulled over by another policewoman. Guess who gets the ticket? ME, I wasn't wearing my seatbelt...another $140 deficit to tack on to my wonderful day.</p>
<p>When we FINALLY got to the hospital, I asked the doctor what was wrong with my foot, as it was turning a really odd-coloured blue. He looked straight into my eyes, with the most serious stare with a small twinkle in his eye and said to me... "makshim...I'm sorry, but....It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find. Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls Cause all I see is a tower of dreams real love burstin' out of every seam. As days go by, we're gonna fill our house with happiness. The moon may cry, we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness. When days go by, there's room for you, room for me, for gentle hearts an opportunity. As days go by, it's the bigger love of the family.</p>