Craziest Day of My Life

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>So I wake up in the morning and go to a picnic. I over exert myself playing football and vomit profusely. Leaving the picnic, I find myself on an open rural road. The song "Club Can't Handle Me" comes on so I immediately gun it to 70mph. No problem until a tractor decides to pull out into the other lane. I slam on the brakes. They lock up and I hold the pedal in like a dumbass (I don't have ABS) but still narrowly miss the tractor. I drove the speed limit the rest of the way home.</p>

<p>Later in the day, I go on a date with my girlfriend. We go behind a closed down store and have some fun. This is fine until a cop comes by and orders us to get out of the car. The gf started crying which was slightly hilarious tbh. Anyway, the cop thought we were smoking weed O__o Because people really take off their clothes and smoke inside a car that's not running amirite? Anyway, after looking up our records, seeing that they were clean and searching the car, he let us go. He agreed not to tell our parents if we agreed to use protection. Good deal in my book. I then bought the gf an ice cream cone to assuage her tears.</p>

<p>After dropping her off at her house, I went to the local book store to by Barron's AP Comp Sci review book to supplement the course I just signed up for online.</p>

<p>This was literally the craziest day of my life.</p>

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<p>Football…girlfriend…AP computer science…bookstore… yeah not buying it.</p>

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<p>I had to check the end to make sure i wouldn’t get fresh princed</p>

<p>AP COMPUTER SCIENCE LOL</p>

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<p>if i could like your post i would. That was pretty epic… potential movie material
and her crying is priceless.</p>

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<p>That’s why you don’t have sex till college.</p>

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<p>^^ Perhaps a low-budget comedy.</p>

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<p>Play Freebird.</p>

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<p>feeling like P. Diddy.</p>

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<p>Haha, that was brilliant!</p>

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<p>I lol’ed at AP Computer Science.</p>

<p>This would make a good youtube mini-movie.</p>