Congratulations, Wesleyan Class of 2014

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<p>I realize some of you may still be waiting to hear, and to you I can only offer my sincerest hopes that destiny smiles upon you, whether in ways that you can appreciate now, or perhaps only later. </p>

<p>To the rest of you, I must say, this has been one of the least contentious cross-admit periods I've ever observed; many of you seemed to know your preference for Wesleyan even before you attended Wesfest. Whether this was the result of self-selection, greater research or love at first sight, I am honored, and not a little humbled, by your decision.</p>

<p>In that spirit, I offer this token (suitable for framing and silk-screening), from the folks who brought you irony:<br>
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<p>dear john your endless effort deserve bumping. now be humble or there will be some price to pay.
i hear that mr. SG coming…</p>

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<p>bring it. 10char.</p>

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<p>Mr. SG haven’t visited the longest time… let’s hope gotten shriveled and covered with chocolate and sweetened.
which would you prefer, white, milk or 88% cacao dark?</p>