<p>I'll start off</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! XD</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! XD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!!</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.<br>
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance?????????? </p>
<p>He didn't get in.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance?????????? </p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!!</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation. He had a crush on the Dean of Harvard's daughter.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation. He had a crush on the Dean of Harvard's daughter. They got married in Los Vegas! ;D</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation. He had a crush on the Dean of Harvard's daughter. They got married in Los Vegas! ;D But then she caught him doing his "masturbation" and she left him.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation. He had a crush on the Dean of Harvard's daughter. They got married in Los Vegas! ;D But then she caught him doing his "masturbation" and she left him. Then he took a shower and sang "I'm sooooo lonely, sooo lonely."</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation. He had a crush on the Dean of Harvard's daughter. They got married in Los Vegas! ;D But then she caught him doing his "masturbation" and she left him. Then he took a shower and sang "I'm sooooo lonely, sooo lonely." The neighbors couldn't stand the racket, so the barged into his home.</p>
<p>There once was a man in New York. He did not like pizza very much (o_O; Dude, some pizza lover he is). He likes to eat subs from Subway because they are fresh, baby! xD One day, he found a green chunk of poop in his sub. He yelled "Stupid geese!" >OOOO So he decided to call the newspapers, the t.v. stations, and a lawyer. Kab00m! He became a celebrity! XP Because he sued and the story made headline news everynight for weeks!!! =] Some nice person he is! >/
He wanted to know if he could get into the Ivy League, so he posted his stats in a newspaper:
25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>
<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.
Studying Uranus.
OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????</p>
<p>He didn't get in. So he decided his life wasn't worth it......he was going to eat pizza anyway!!! Eating pizza made him feel sexy. He loved to wallow in mozzarella cheese and they lick himself. It was his form of masturbation. He had a crush on the Dean of Harvard's daughter. They got married in Los Vegas! ;D But then she caught him doing his "masturbation" and she left him. Then he took a shower and sang "I'm sooooo lonely, sooo lonely." The neighbors couldn't stand the racket, so the barged into his home. "Stop in the name of love!" he yelled.</p>