<p>If you both genuinely like each other, go to a dumpster, any horrible place really. So when you guys are further down your relationship and one is feeling down, you can remind him/her of that wonderful date at that horrible place, and will be able to smile and laugh about it. This is given you’re dating someone who look past everything and focus solely on you.</p>
<p>hahahaha actually have not heard that one. All the others are so overused though</p>
<p>^ have you heard the one about Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?</p>
<p>too many times. if i had a nickel for every time i heard that one, or the one about how hes now cheetah…</p>
<p>^ Why did Tiger Woods with both the tree and the fire hydrant?</p>
<p>by the way, whats the story behind your name?</p>
<p>i havent heard that one</p>
<p>Because he couldn’t choose between a wood and an iron.</p>
<p>As for my name, I spend a lot of time in London with my dad (divorced parents) and I’m an American thus TheYankInLondon</p>
<p>There’s also the wood off the tee one.</p>
<p>haha i knew it would have to do with woods/irons</p>
<p>and thats really cool. im kind of an anglophile, not gonna lie, so thats why i asked.</p>
<p>are you planning to go to college here or over there?</p>
<p>^ I’ve applied to both, although in England i’ve only applied to Trinity College, Cambridge.</p>
<p>Hmm I still suggest taking her to a lab. Especially if she’s nerdy. IMO best date ever. :P</p>
<p>ah. very cool. definitely spending a semester in london in college. ive been there, but not since i took up my obsession with british history, so i ahve to go back some time.</p>
<p>^ My dream is to go back on a Rhodes… Crazy idea i know but…</p>
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<p>So why are they building a new Anfield? I guess it’s probably better than Highbury was though. White Hart Lane is also kind of dingy. Upton Park is really nice though, ironically.</p>
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<p>you a bio major meadow36 hahah? That’s awesome</p>
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<p>you didn’t finish typing. you meant Awwkward, right?</p>
<p>^^ I want to be. Molecular Biology(or Biochem) is amazingggg. :D</p>
<p>^ No seriously that would awesome. It’s so easy to talk in a lab. The environment is so laid back and chill. I love it. :)</p>
<p>^ AWWWW.</p>
<p>I’m kind of a biology nerd and I think that’s cute. Although I’d probably run if someone said that to me. Jane Austen romances for the win <3 (It hasn’t happened yet though)</p>
<p>Lol true, the joke might be kind of extreme. But I still like the overall date concept.</p>
<p>Hmm Jane Austen hero + nerd would be such a great combo. Too bad I doubt such a guy actually exists.</p>