Dear AdCom, I regret I cannot accept your rejection

<p>BEST rejection letter ever...</p>

<p>This letter appeared in the NYTimes a few years ago. It's apparently from a student who received multiple rejections. (It seems as if someone posts this on CC once a year.)</p>

<p>Dear Admissions Committee:</p>

<p>Having reviewed the many rejection letters I have received in the last few weeks, it is with great regret that I must inform you I am unable to accept your rejection at this time.</p>

<p>This year, after applying to a great many colleges and universities, I received an especially fine crop of rejection letters. Unfortunately, the number of rejections that I can accept is limited. </p>

<p>Each of my rejections was reviewed carefully and on an individual basis. Many factors were taken into account - the size of the institution, student-faculty ratio, location, reputation, costs and social atmosphere. I am certain that most colleges I applied to are more than qualified to reject me. I am also sure that some mistakes were made in turning away some of these rejections. I can only hope they were few in number.</p>

<p>I am aware of the keen disappointment my decision may bring. Throughout my deliberations, I have kept in mind the time and effort it may have taken for you to reach your decision to reject me. Keep in mind that at times it was necessary for me to reject even those letters of rejection that would normally have met my traditionally high standards.</p>

<p>I appreciate your having enough interest in me to reject my application. Let me take the opportunity to wish you well in what I am sure will be a successful academic year.</p>

<p>SEE YOU IN THE FALL!</p>

<p>Sincerely,
Paul Devlin
Applicant at Large</p>

<p>I love that!</p>

<p>Brilliant haha.</p>

<p>LOL.
Epic Win.</p>

<p>Ha! Amazing! :slight_smile:
Do you guys think the adcom, or someone, will notice, if i email this to them?
It is april fools…</p>

<p>That was hilarious!</p>

<p>This one surfaces every year at this time.</p>

<p>Lolololololol</p>

<p>I love this!</p>

<p>this was on the worst rejection letter thread. I think it resurfaces every year right around this time.</p>

<p>I had a dream that I received NO letter. No acceptance, no rejection, no waitlist. In the dream, I asked somebody “what should I do?”, and they said “just show up in the fall.”</p>

<p>So at orientation we’ll have you who rejects the rejection, and me who just shows up.</p>

<p>Like something out of Seinfeld.</p>

<p>:)</p>

<p>YES! I love this!</p>

<p>One word. AWESOME!</p>