<p>Dear Northwestern,
Thank you for the lovely note complimenting my parenting skills. I really do appreciate it. While I would love to take credit for D2, she was kind of born that way. I would have much more of a leg to stand on with S1 or D1. They needed some serious parenting. Especially S1 during the teen years. At any rate I appreciate your Ki$$ing my you know what. No one else ever does. I will make sure I compliment your school to her, but only in an off hand way so that she doesn't think I am pushing too hard. We both know that would be the kiss of death.</p>
<p>what is this?</p>
<p>^midlife crisis?</p>
<p>I don’t understand what this is supposed to be… whatsoever…</p>
<p>Is NU sending out notes to parents encouraging them to tell their kids to apply?</p>
<p>It seems like sarcasm to me. I quite enjoy it.</p>