<p>Do be do be do…
– Sinatra</p>
<p>Surf board wax smells good, but not as good as pizza.</p>
<p>Richely unemployed because I act my wage.</p>
<p>I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.</p>
<p>Where am I?
Pretty much summarizes my whole life.</p>
<p>A fool in love</p>
<p>I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.</p>
<p>I hate myself but at least I’m better than everyone else</p>