<p>Hey,
I'm writing a satire for my creative writinig class that satirizes the DMV and beurocracy in general. It's a mystery/satire, so in order for there to be a mystery that gets solved I need to have some sort of crime get committed. Because it's a satire, I need it to be an extremely petty crime, something that would never be investigated or taken seriously in real life. Any ideas?
Thanks...</p>