<p>How to get into Stanford</p>
<p>You have to win national science scholarships to get in... and cure cancer... and save dying children in uganda</p>
<p>6 Jul
And even then you're not guaranteed!</p>
<p>6 Jul
and have a 36 and 4.7 cumulative. class rank 1/1860 and 2,200 community service hours</p>
<p>6 Jul
And be Hispanic or African-American or Native American. Maybe all three!</p>
<p>6 Jul
and be student body president, and nhs president, and flba president, and deca president, and fccla president, and tsa president, and write a novel</p>
<p>6 Jul
and develop an app, has to be #1 in the App Store</p>
<p>6 Jul
And the novel has to be a best-seller.</p>
<p>6 Jul
you also have to have <5k income</p>
<p>6 Jul
Yeah, and you have to earn all that income yourself by tutoring college professors.</p>
<p>6 Jul
you also have to have donated all of that money to start an elementary school in the ghetto of detriot</p>
<p>6 Jul
And started that elementary school yourself, as the only teacher.</p>
<p>6 Jul
then youre still not garunteed</p>
<p>6 Jul
maybe a 20% chance</p>
<p>6 Jul
Yep.</p>