<p>Yawn… noobs. You don’t love Star Wars until you have read all of the Expanded Universe canon, and know the displacement/main armament of a Victory Class Star Destroyer.</p>
<p>I never watched star wars but I wrote about it for my religion essay this one time. I did it the period before because I forgot, I knew my teacher was a huge fan so I incorporated Anakin (sp?) and eewoks (sp?) because one of my friends, who loves starwars, said it would be funny. And somehow Jesus was involved. I got an A.</p>
<p>^I can see how that would happen. I would probably do that for a religion class, too, if I thought my teacher would appreciate. Which, this year, seems very unlikely. </p>
<p>Anakin is really interesting to me. Not because he’s good looking, but because he goes from good to evil. The relationship he has with Obi-Wan is interesting, too. </p>
<p>I’ve seen how much Star Wars cannon there is outside the movies. I haven’t really got the time to check out everything. Or the money, come to think of it.</p>
<p>■■■■■ how did you think wookies are from endor? Hahah the rest is understandable, but THAT? :P</p>
<p>Oh my god, I am terrified of Darth Maul. I was always scared of him. So I was playing battlefront II, and I was in Mos Eisley. I was playing as a sniper, and I was zooming in on someone to snipe them. (I have a 52’ tv) and ALL OF THE SUDDEN, DARTH MAULS FACE FILLS MY WHOLE TV. I screamed as loud as I could. </p>
<p>Easily the scariest moment of my life, ■■■■■.</p>