double U tee eff do I do?

<p>Alright I have this friend. I'll call him Joe. Joe is a smart, but a dork. The first thing he does when he goes home is his homework. He spends his friday and satuday nights doing homework or playing with his dogs or working. Joe also has a lot of money which he got because he works a lot with his Dad (His Dad got him a job at a construction company that pays Joe $50,000 a year) that is a killing for a HS student. Joe still dresses from walmart and has blue collar origins.</p>

<p>Recently I find out that Joe has a girlfriend. I am a little awed that he could manage this, and then I find out that she is in 8th grade. Both of us are rising seniors. She is 13. He will be 18 in Octber. That means statuatory. Not only is this bad age wise, but she is a rising gold digger and makes him buy her stuff all the time. He professes his love for her, and then buys her several hundred dollars worth of designer gear. Not only is it impossible to be in love in your teens, but as if that is not bad enough hes wasting his money on her. She is very obviously there with him because he is older and his has cash, but Joe with all his book smarts cannot see this. Everyone sees this as hilarious. I try to be the good samaratin and tell Joe whats up, but he rejects my idea with the notion that he is truly in love.</p>

<p>I think I did my part, but should I really just sit back here and let this train wreck run its course?</p>

<p>slap him</p>

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<p>His family is full of rednecks, they have guns. Lots of guns. He might shoot me.</p>

<p>slap him? slap her</p>

<p>Dude... an 18 year old and an eighth grader???</p>

<p>ewwww.</p>

<p>hey...you're at 8th grader, so chill out</p>

<p>Sometimes it takes a scar to learn a lesson.
<em>shrugs</em></p>

<p>Try to introduce him to someone who he might like. Someone closer to his age. Scare her off?? I do not know. He will end up getting very hurt at the end of this. =(</p>

<p>yes he will, its like watching a car crash right about to happen kinda likeone of those final destination movies</p>

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hey...you're at 8th grader, so chill out

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<p>Uhh... yeah. What's your point? lol.</p>

<p>If I dated an 18 year old girl that was really hot, then I'd be all for it. lol but I wouldn't tell anyone. I'd feel dirtyyyy.</p>

<p>Jonathan, in your situation, she must be desperate.</p>

<p>that is ****ed up</p>

<p>Ahahahahha. Wow.</p>

<p>he'll eventually see that this girl is only in it for the money; hopefully, it will be before all his money is gone.</p>

<p>is she his first girlfriend?</p>

<p>find him another gf.
trust me...if he's 18, he's gonna get blown over by an attractive 18 year old at first sight, especially if he's been spending alot of time with a prepubescent "gold-digger". i doubt she has the chest to match an 18 y/o rofl. seriously...he needs to see all the other fish in the sea, instead of sticking with the little plankton. hahaa.</p>

<p>Yeah, bring him to a strip club and show him how to have a good time. ;)</p>