<p>Ohhhh, showdown. </p>
<p>Who do you think would win in an intellectual/sarcasm battle. Dr.cox, reigning champion from scrubs...</p>
<p>or... Dr.House, reigning sarcasm expert from House MD.</p>
<p>I gon say Dr.Cox that guy is ****in funny with ranting and is extremely witty. I have not seen House though, so im biased. I saw clips on youtube, hes funy too but cox is sooo good.</p>
<p>House could beat anybody in that field. . . . anybody</p>
<p>A showdown between who can memorize lines better. cool</p>
<p>Cox can rant way faster...it's almost impossible to interrupt him. You could easily interrupt House. He talks so slow...the other doctors are just too busy being his lapdogs...</p>
<p>Hey CynicalBastard, who do you think would own in a battle of wits?</p>
<p>Dr. Cox rocks!</p>
<p>And no "House" is going to change that.</p>
<p>The slower way House drawls makes him so much funnier. God, I thought I would die in the first season when he made fun of that resident's low-cut top...</p>
<p>i saw house on ellen yesterday and in "real life" he has a british accent isnt that crazy? id have to go with dr. house because he seems smarter, althought dr. cox may win sarcastic wise.</p>
<p>One of Hugh Laurie's early exposures to American pop culture would have been in the Season 4 finale of Friends. He fully retains his British accent.</p>