<p>Ritzbitz,</p>
<p>Oh, we would LOVE to meet you next fall!!! Here's hoping for both you and my son. Meanwhile, I've passed out the pom poms to the crew. You have a whole squad cheering for you in the midwest! love, berurah</p>
<p>haha <em>looks under bed for my pompoms</em> I may only be one, but I sure can cheer loudly! Your son could always use one more prayer.</p>
<p>Hey thanks Ritz!!</p>
<p>My son says to tell you that there is not a force on this earth that could get him into a cheerleading outfit EXCEPT for a Yale acceptance! <em>lol</em> And my oldest daughter says we can use another girl in the family to tip the scales (we have three boys and three girls). Can we cyberly adopt you?? ~berurah</p>
<p>I'm honored to be a part your wonderful family!! I'll try not to hog the bathroom, lol.</p>
<p>And tell your son that I'll bring the uniform next fall and will take lots of poloroids (and send them to you and all his family memebrs of course!)</p>
<p>hey, this is berurah's son. it's awesome to "meet" you (to the extent one can meet someone in our current situation). polaroids in the digital camera era??? just got back from taking the SAT IIs like 45 minutes ago and my brain is gonna b hurting until about junior year (the setting of which will hopefully be yale). apparently, however, i can miss like 30 questions, not answer the rest, and get about a 300, so maybe the combination of my three SAT IIs will add up to one of yours. well...i've been working on a theory after hearing about all of the yale rejections and the "yale massacre." i am firmly convinced that yale does not exist. hence, no one gets accepted to yale. it is a distinct possibility that the entire ivy league consists of little more than a few guys with computers in a warehouse somewhere along the shores of Newfoundland. i'm fully expecting to drive up to the yale campus and find a graffiti-covered sign signifying the boundary of a New Haven skeet range blowing in the wind. i'm sure i could confirm my hypothesis with the 2nd or 3rd law of thermodynamics (which coincidently just prevented my from breaking anything above about 500 on one of my SAT IIs) if i knew the first thing about thermodynamics.</p>
<p>I find that I don't have dreams about Yale, but I do get myself to fall asleep by thinking about Yale--like all the possibilities and such :)</p>
<p>hey Berurah's son! Nice to "meet" you too. You know polaroids rock-- retro baby. That's such a bummer that you had SAT IIs this morning. I finished those last June hehehe. I feel your pain though. And I'm sure your scores are amazing on their own. Whcih one did you take?</p>
<p>Your conspiracy theory sounds so accurate to me! I think the Yale campus I saw was a complete hologram! Wouldn't that be the day... at least I'd feel better about being rejected. haha Could I come live in your house then? And you can come here and live in peace and quiet. :)</p>
<p>peace and quiet v.s. complete (and often loud) chaos...yeah i think i'm gonna have to take u up on that. my prediction is that it would take you slightly less than 7 and a half seconds in my house to realize that u had made a horrible mistake. as we speak (or type as the case may be), the decibal level of my house is significantly higher than that of any professional sports (or college so i don't offend the cameron crazies) arena. well...i'm gonna go do the half a book of calculus if have due 2morrow...ttyl</p>